Ever since Whitney Houston split up with him, Bobby Brown has been at a loss for things to do – Bobby Brown hasn’t got anybody who’ll let him punch them or fiddle around inside their bum with his fingers until he’s found clumps of dried-up poo anymore.

So thank goodness for the Massachusetts police force, which has given Bobby Brown something to do with his time – namely spend a month in jail for not paying $19,000 in child support fees to his two daughters by Kim Ward. Luckily for Bobby Brown, previous stints in jail have hardened him to what he can expect over the course of the next month, and his poo-plucking skills will no doubt be in great demand, as will his ability to sing Candy Girl in a high-pitched voice with a modified toothbrush shiv pressed against his throat.