Man, if there is one thing I love, it is when celebrities decide to publicly trash talk each other.? But I get really giddy about it when it’s two random ass celebrities doing it.? Take Mayim Bialik throwing massive shade at Ariana Grande, for instance.? That pairing makes no damn sense, but it happened and I personally am thrilled for it.
Blossom versus Cat.? It’s just so bizarre that it’s perfect.? And all I can do is hope for more to come.
Mayim Bialik did an blog post with a Jewish parenting website called Kveller.? Now for those who aren’t aware, Bialik is kind of a burnt mom.? No, I don’t mean a stoner who lives off a diet of ramen and Pringles.? I mean a hippie mom that has taken the whole crunchy trend and gone to the black charred side.? So while I can laugh at the thought of her Kindergartener walking up to her and saying “Hey mom, I am hungry” and Mayim whipping out her boob, I have to admit I totally see her point in her blog post.
Entitled “The Problem With That Giant Billboard of Ariana Grande,” the whole blog is basically Mayim calling out advertisers for putting nakedness and sex on display in big ass, public fashion.?? Mayim makes a ton of great points, but the fact that she specifically goes after Grande, who is just annoying as FUCK, is fantastic.
?Based on the billboard, she sells lingerie. Or stiletto heels. Or plastic surgery because every woman over 22 wishes she has that body, I'm sure. Why is she in her underwear on this billboard though? And if she has a talent (is she a singer?), then why does she have to sell herself in lingerie? I mean, I know that society is patriarchal and women are expected to be sexy and sexually available no matter what we do in society, but I guess now I need to explain that to my sons??
I love how Mayim couldn’t even be bothered to Google Grande before she wrote this.? Actually, let’s be honest, I think Bialik did but didn’t want to come right out and say that she knew for a fact that Ariana is just an annoying, quasi talented, Nickelodeon super bitch, so she’s playing dumb.? Amy Farrah Fowler, you are so smart.
Now, in Ariana’s defense, she does look like a 5 foot tall version of one of those Toddlers in Tiaras messes, so I can see why she shows off her areola edges in order to remind people she is not, in fact, 9 years old.? But I can also see why Mayim doesn’t understand that if Grande is supposed to be a singer of some sort, why she is promoting her ass over her voice.?? At some point I am sure one of Ariana’s handlers will slowly, but carefully, read the blog outloud to Grande so she will learn what was said to her.? And she will probably respond on Twitter in her classic, 14 yer old girl type. “LOLZ OMG who this oldie tlkng bout me 4? Haterz gona hate!”
The rest of the blog has Mayim pointing fingers at Showtime’s Masters of Sex, and asking how she is supposed to explain that to her 4 year old son who can read.? Well, considering Mayim admits her kids still share a bed with her, I am going to assume that her son already has an idea of what sex is from when Bialik was still with her husband.? Or maybe she convinced them that they were just hugging while jiggling like Jell-O, I don’t know.
Bialik also admits that hey, maybe she is just a crotchety old lady because? she is tired of seeing half naked ladies and vulgar ass teenagers as she walks down city streets.? And that nothing is secret about Victoria anymore, other than the fact that in private, bitch probably wears grandma robes and drinks Lipton.? And you know what, I can respect Mayim’s views.? It really doesn’t do our society good to promote beauty over brains, and inner thigh gap over morals. And for that I say, you go Bialik.
But for the record, if they ever take down any billboards of Calvin Klein models in their boxer briefs, I will lose my shit.? Fight against giant titties all you want, but leave me my bulges.? Unless it’s Justin Bieber.? Then burn that shit to the ground like it’s a bra during the 60s.