We know what you’re thinking: The word wet up there is a bit ambiguous. Ain’t that the truth! A recent web dictionary search defines wet as follows: Covered or soaked with a liquid, such as water. This definition was also found: Rainy, humid, or foggy: wet weather. It’s a sweeping word jam packed with meanings, it’s true.

The particular meaning we were looking for in that headline, however, is “To pee one’s own pants”. Basically, Fergie from The Black Eyed Peas pees her pants.

The Black Eyed Peas’ (CDs) Fergie had a recent warm yellow liquid mishap onstage in Australia. She had this to say about it:

“I
had a few drinks before going onstage, but I didn’t think to go to the
bathroom… we were jumping around and my bladder just started, you know.”

To cover up the southern leak she then doused herself in Champagne. Is it getting hotter in here?

For her next feat, if
the male side of hecklerspray can get a petition together fast enough,
maybe she’ll poop on a glass table hovering over our downtown office,
then throw up into an empty fireman’s boot. Tickets for that will likely be up for sale on the main Ticketmaster site by noon.

25% of proceeds go to something honourable.

Read more:

Fergie’s pee confession – Femalefirst 

[story by Shawn Lindseth]