We know what you’re thinking: The word wet up there is a bit ambiguous. Ain’t that the truth! A recent web dictionary search defines wet as follows: Covered or soaked with a liquid, such as water. This definition was also found: Rainy, humid, or foggy: wet weather. It’s a sweeping word jam packed with meanings, it’s true.
The particular meaning we were looking for in that headline, however, is “To pee one’s own pants”. Basically, Fergie from The Black Eyed Peas pees her pants.
The Black Eyed Peas’ (CDs) Fergie had a recent warm yellow liquid mishap onstage in Australia. She had this to say about it:
“I
had a few drinks before going onstage, but I didn’t think to go to the
bathroom… we were jumping around and my bladder just started, you know.”
To cover up the southern leak she then doused herself in Champagne. Is it getting hotter in here?
For her next feat, if
the male side of hecklerspray can get a petition together fast enough,
maybe she’ll poop on a glass table hovering over our downtown office,
then throw up into an empty fireman’s boot. Tickets for that will likely be up for sale on the main Ticketmaster site by noon.
25% of proceeds go to something honourable.
Read more:
Fergie’s pee confession – Femalefirst
[story by Shawn Lindseth]
charlotte says
dear fergie
i no how u feel once i wet my pants on stage when i was doing a speech in front of the whole school then i vomited & can u tell the rest of black eyed peas tha i love your band thanks charlottr
Alex and Terra says
I know how you feel, I wet my pants in front of everybody in class before,and your story is not funny so people need to shut up.
Quest says
Seeing how she was all ready late for the show, she should have taken another 30 sec and went to the restroom…. THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
David says
Fergie, the show must go on, bless her heart, I loved the show, both of them. She is HOT. David.
chrissy says
Ferg should join Cat Chaser – Deliberately wetting their pants on stage is part of their regular act!
JBollocks says
Shit, now I know I’ve got to get out more…
Where are Cat Chaser playing this weekend? I presume they’re girls ’cause if they aint I’m not interested.
Jay says
What you think of all that pee? All that pee inside your pants…
Dan says
I just wish I could have sucked the piss out of her pants!
ainsley warner says
fuck you!!! and you suck! i hate all your songs their all gay songs!!!
ainsley warner says
and good for you haha fergie wet her pants fergie wet her pants! she wet her pants!
you bitch!
PRiiNCeSS says
Now I no why there group is called black eye PEAS lmao!! What is she 5 mii 5 year old sister dosn’t even do that!!! PHYSCO BITCH!
PRiiNCeSS says
Fergie go buy sum diapers
hayley says
what on earth some people dont have a heart. wene i was 8 all the toilets were bolocked so i didn’t no what to do so i sat on the floor with the class and wet my pants. now i am 23 and wene i visited the school the stain was still there.
SKIPPER says
ARE YOU PEOPLE SERIOUS ?