Black Eyed Peas’ Fergie Wets Self For Fans, Gains Several New Fans
Then buzz it up
December 8th, 2005 at 11:30 by Shawn Lindseth
We know what you’re thinking: The word wet up there is a bit ambiguous. Ain’t that the truth! A recent web dictionary search defines wet as follows: Covered or soaked with a liquid, such as water. This definition was also found: Rainy, humid, or foggy: wet weather. It’s a sweeping word jam packed with meanings, it’s true.
The particular meaning we were looking for in that headline, however, is “To pee one’s own pants”. Basically, Fergie from The Black Eyed Peas pees her pants.
The Black Eyed Peas’ (CDs) Fergie had a recent warm yellow liquid mishap onstage in Australia. She had this to say about it:
“I
had a few drinks before going onstage, but I didn’t think to go to the
bathroom… we were jumping around and my bladder just started, you know.”
To cover up the southern leak she then doused herself in Champagne. Is it getting hotter in here?
For her next feat, if
the male side of hecklerspray can get a petition together fast enough,
maybe she’ll poop on a glass table hovering over our downtown office,
then throw up into an empty fireman’s boot. Tickets for that will likely be up for sale on the main Ticketmaster site by noon.
25% of proceeds go to something honourable.
Read more:
Fergie’s pee confession - Femalefirst
[story by Shawn Lindseth]
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December 9th, 2005 at 11:44 pm
dear fergie
i no how u feel once i wet my pants on stage when i was doing a speech in front of the whole school then i vomited & can u tell the rest of black eyed peas tha i love your band thanks charlottr
December 25th, 2005 at 9:36 am
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January 2nd, 2006 at 1:28 am
I know how you feel, I wet my pants in front of everybody in class before,and your story is not funny so people need to shut up.
January 11th, 2006 at 2:51 pm
Seeing how she was all ready late for the show, she should have taken another 30 sec and went to the restroom…. THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
February 3rd, 2006 at 10:20 am
Fergie, the show must go on, bless her heart, I loved the show, both of them. She is HOT. David.
July 15th, 2007 at 1:12 am
Ferg should join Cat Chaser - Deliberately wetting their pants on stage is part of their regular act!
October 12th, 2007 at 8:40 am
Shit, now I know I’ve got to get out more…
Where are Cat Chaser playing this weekend? I presume they’re girls ’cause if they aint I’m not interested.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:50 pm
What you think of all that pee? All that pee inside your pants…
January 10th, 2008 at 3:11 am
I just wish I could have sucked the piss out of her pants!
February 22nd, 2008 at 3:38 am
fuck you!!! and you suck! i hate all your songs their all gay songs!!!
February 22nd, 2008 at 3:39 am
and good for you haha fergie wet her pants fergie wet her pants! she wet her pants!
you bitch!
August 2nd, 2008 at 3:50 am
Now I no why there group is called black eye PEAS lmao!! What is she 5 mii 5 year old sister dosn’t even do that!!! PHYSCO BITCH!
August 2nd, 2008 at 3:51 am
Fergie go buy sum diapers