Hey guys, so I’m sorry I’ve been a bit slack on blogging this month, but I’m at the end of my pregnancy, I’m tired af, and tbh, aside from Kylie Jenner popping out a kid, celebrities have been so fucking boring this month. I mean, you know shit is slow when I’m blogging about a Blac Chyna sex tape that doesn’t even involve a Kardashian.
Anyway, every since their Kardashian Konnection relationships came to an end, very few people have given much of a fuck about Tyga or Blac Chyna, especially me. After Rob’s Instagram meltdown came to an end, I basically lost all interest in that hoe.
While Tyga has happily faded into the background and seems fine with the zero press he gets because now he can live under a bridge and scare children in peace, that finessing petty queen, Chyna, is out here wondering how she can get her name back on page 15 of Us Weekly between the C-List celebrity baby announcements and the “Who Wore it Better” page.
Given her obsession with the KarJenners, Chyna decided to pull a Kim and release a video of her giving the world’s worst blow job to some faceless dude. Chyna’s ex-boyfriend, Meechie (no relation to my beloved frogurt chain, Menchies) says it’s him in the video, but he didn’t release it or even have a copy of the video since it was taken on Chyna’s phone.
While Chyna’s lawyers are calling this another case of revenge porn, Chyna hasn’t sued anyone for releasing it yet, and there is apparently zero evidence that her phone was hacked or that anyone other than her had access to the video. So basically everyone and their mom figures that Chyna tossed out a video of herself sucking dick in hopes of getting some of that Kardashian season 1 fame again.
Sadly, it isn’t working, since no one cares about a Blac Chyna oral sex tape. Like…no one. I don’t even care about it. Chyna needs to realize she is NOT Kimberly Noel Kardashian and she cannot finesse the entire world by sucking a dick on camera.
I typically respect Chyna’s breed of pettiness, but this shit is honestly just sad.