I would like to start off by apologizing for my lack of blogging in April. I spent two weeks in pre-labor, two days in early labor, and then I had a baby. But now I’m back, and to keep with the theme of babies, it’s with potential baby news! Blac Chyna baby news at that!
In case you haven’t heard, Blac Chyna, an almost 30-year-old mother of two, has been taking dating advice from Scott Disick and dating a teenager who looks about 12, and every time I spot pics of them packing on PDA I get serious Mary Kay Letourneau vibes.
Chyna has been dating 18-year-old “rapper” YBN Almighty Jay for a few months now, and I honestly just assumed this relationship was as fake as her ass and that his people were paying her to pretend date him so he could get some publicity for his shitty rap career.
The relationship just didn’t seem right to me because when I see them kissing in clearly staged pap photos it just looks like a mom dropping her son off to junior high and giving him a really awkward, borderline inappropriate kiss goodbye. However, TMZ, UsWeekly, and several other sources are now claiming that Chyna is knocked up by this awkward child.
Usually I always believe UsWeekly, but I’m not sure if I’m buying this. This seems like one of those lame ass stories Chyna is spreading herself just to get any publicity. Kind of like a few months when she dropped her own shitty blow job tape. How the might have fallen.
However, if this shit is true, then Blac Chyna is not the finesse queen I had once pegged her as. Instead she’s just a sad old petty bitch who keeps getting knocked up by the biggest losers in LA.