For the past couple of years I have fully supported Blac Chyna’s Our Lady of Perpetual Pettiness Manifesto and cackled away at her ability to finesse the entire Kardashian/Jenner family by having a baby she tragically named Dream. However, 2018 has NOT been a good year for Chy, and, tbh, her game has gotten weak af.
As reported, last week Chyna–who has been extremely short on press lately–CLEARLY dropped her own sex tape, which was really just a bad blow job tape, in hopes of getting attention. It didn’t work. So this week she’s dropped another sex tape (which she’s denying) AND she’s followed Kylie Jenner’s baby daddy Travis Scott on Instagram. Girl, this is getting sad.
After Chyna’s blow job tape got “leaked”, her ex-boyfriend Mechie revealed it was him in the tape and how he’d first met Chyna back in the day when she was his babysitter! Lololol.
The gossip site The Shaderoom shared a story about it on Instagram and someone commented that it was the most hilarious thing they’d ever seen…a comment which Kylie Jenner liked!
Chyna was clearly pissed that her former nemesis/future sister-in-law/nemesis again, Kylie 6.0, thinks all this is sooooo funny, because she decided to get back at her. Of course, Kylie doesn’t have anymore brother’s that would touch Chyna with a 10-foot stick, so Chyna majorly downgraded her game to following Kylie’s baby daddy and boyfriend Travis Scott on Instagram. Travis didn’t follow her back and I highly doubt he ever will, so I don’t see how this would do anything to burn Kylie. If anything, Kylie and Travis are probably laughing at Chyna right now for her horrific petty fail.
All those times Rob Kardashian said Chyna was on drugs must be true, because homegirl’s brain has clearly gone to mush. If Kylie had pissed Chyna off a year ago, Chyna would’ve asked Amber Rose to hook her up with some Travis Scott dick pics (Travis has totally fucked Amber Rose) to post all over the internet. THAT was the petty queen I knew and loved. I don’t know what this shit is.
And, to make matters worse, another Chyna sex tape that is clearly her just got released (since the last one did so poorly) and she’s all like “LOL that looks just like me, but it’s totally not me”, which sounds like the kind of excuse Lindsay Lohan would have come up with in 2004 if someone had released a video of Aaron Carter hitting her from behind while she railed coke off her mom’s kitchen counter in Long Island.
Since then it’s also come out that Chyna is dating some 18-year-old who looks about 12 (bitch will be 30 this year) AND the girlfriend of Swa Lee from Rae Sremmurd is also claiming that Chyna recently gave her man one of those sad sloppy blow jobs (I’m pretty sure Swa Lee is barely legal as well. I mean, he looks 13).
The only place any of this shit is getting Chyna any press is Instagram, where she’s just getting dragged for being a sad old loser.
I just can’t with this shit. It’s such a game downgrade. How the mighty have fallen.