Kris Jenner is probably the happiest bitch on the planet right now, because another source of income has just been brought into the world! Yesterday Blac Chyna gave birth to her and Rob Kardashian’s daughter, and as soon as she popped out Grandma Kris was there with a contract for her to sign stating that she would be her manager from here on out.
Kris already has grandchildren named Reign, Saint, and North West, and Chyna’s first kid’s name is King, so colour me not shocked at all when this newest kid’s name turned out to be Dream. Insert eye roll.
Dream Renee Kardashian was born yesterday the same way many of the next generation of Kardashians were: with a video camera shoved in her face. She was then Snapchatted with a flower crown moments after her birth, which is something homegirl should probably get used to.
While Dream was busy being born, her big brother, King, was hanging out with his stepmom/aunt Kylie Jenner 2.0 because everything about this family makes total fucking sense.
Aside from Rob being in the delivery room with Chyna, Kris and Chyna’s mom, Tokyo Toni, were also in the room, which is funny because Kris and Toni are legit my birth dream team. Can you fucking imagine pushing out a kid with Kris Jenner on one side of you and Tokyo Toni on the other?! They named that baby Dream because she was brought into this world living the fucking DREAM.
I wish these were the first two faces I got to see when I was born:
In all seriousness, I know a lot of people (including myself) joked about Rob not really being Chyna’s baby-daddy and that her kid would probably come out looking just like Future, but now that she’s here, there is no denying that Rob is the dad because that little girl is 100% Kardashian:
That being said, I’m sure her 18th birthday Brazilian butt lift and nose job are already booked…