BITCHFEST ALERT: Britney Attempts To Savages Paris’ Dog With Lame Slur

By 586 MEDIA on Tuesday, February 15, 2005 at 3:50pmNo Comments


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Uh oh, BITCHFEST ALERT. Shitney Queers seems to think that her dog is better than the one owned by Paris Hilton.

As far as hecklerspray is concerned, a dog needs to be able to retain at least some dignity for it to be a dog, much less run after cats and fetch sticks. No decent, honourable, dignified dog would be seen dead in a handbag. A dead dog might make a good handbag, but that’s another story.

Fact: these little toy dogs aren’t really dogs at all. They are in fact slavering pine cones, disguised as shitty little creatures with crap ears.

Link: Ananova – Britney Slags Off Paris’ Mutt.

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