BITCHFEST ALERT: Britney Attempts To Savages Paris’ Dog With Lame Slur
Uh oh, BITCHFEST ALERT. Shitney Queers seems to think that her dog is better than the one owned by Paris Hilton.
As far as hecklerspray is concerned, a dog needs to be able to retain at least some dignity for it to be a dog, much less run after cats and fetch sticks. No decent, honourable, dignified dog would be seen dead in a handbag. A dead dog might make a good handbag, but that’s another story.
Fact: these little toy dogs aren’t really dogs at all. They are in fact slavering pine cones, disguised as shitty little creatures with crap ears.
