Big News From Liz Hurley
Then buzz it up
March 5th, 2008 at 17:30 by hecklerspray staff
Stop the clocks. Cut off the telephone. Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone.
Deep down, we at hecklerspray knew this day would inevitably have to come at some point but we tried to tell ourselves otherwise. We lied to ourselves to stop the hurt. But now there’s so much hurt it’s coming out of our ears and dripping onto the floor. Mrs. Hecklerspray will need to get the hoover out.
Are you sitting down? Please sit. Take a deep breath before continuing.
Liz Hurley is giving up acting.
It’s alright. Let it out. This is no time to be a man. Let those tears fall. This is a sad day for all of us. It’s like August 1997 all over again. From Metro:
“Filming is very hard with a child, and I found I wasn't able to be a good mum and do movies,” she said. “I decided I couldn't really do movies any more, which was a huge decision because I love making movies.”
And we loved watching you in them, Liz. Really we did. From Permanent Midnight to Serving Sara, everything you touched seemed to turn to straight-to-DVD gold.
Liz, by the way, hasn’t made a film since 2004’s Method. We just assumed she was taking a break from acting and were waiting with baited breath for her return to the bargain bucket bin at Blockbuster. Now the worst has been confirmed a little bit of us has gone away, never to return.
Farewell to thee, Liz. You shall be missed. But we will never forget. Never forget.
Surely someone must have set up a help line by now? We’ll keep you updated on that front but until then hecklerspray is going to curl up in a ball and watch 2002’s Bad Boy on repeat until our eyes bleed.
Read more:
Liz Hurley Quits Acting - Metro
[story by Callum de Caestecker]
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March 5th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
First Patrick Swayze is dying really soon and now this? Oh hecklerspray, thou art truly the raven of satiric entertainment websites.
March 5th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
I hate Liz Hurley. Can she switch with Swayze?
March 5th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
That would never happen. Acting is in Swayze’s blood. Kind of like cancer.
March 5th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
When did Liz Hurley take up acting?
March 6th, 2008 at 11:08 am
She was fantastic in Passenger 57 (where she got punched in the face)
March 6th, 2008 at 11:52 am
lol@smoodge
April 5th, 2008 at 8:53 am
I have read something about this girl in an article http://www.octanmen.com/articleList/121/entertainment-celebrity-profile.htm that her career raised after starting dating with Hugh Grant
Can anybody put a comment on this that how much it is right to get success through any body else as I think that in today’s world you can get every thing by your own as external factors also matters a lot.