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So you were right again. You said Roberto was going to be evicted from the Big Brother house and he was. Four days of desperate begging to be voted out by Derek fell on deaf ears and he’s been made to stick it out for at least another week. Unless he walks, of course.
But it was a special eviction night, because as Roberto departed, three new housemates were let into the Big Brother house. Or to be more accurate, they were let into the Big Brother secret garden – a room painted like a kindergarten playroom with the sneaky addition of an animatronic talking stag head on the wall.
The new housemates have no clothes and no food except for what they can steal from the regular housemates when they’re not around. And only two of them will actually make it into the real Big Brother house – one will somehow be jettisoned in the next few days.
It’s too early to give odds on the newbie housemates – don’t worry, they’ll come – but for now, here’s the hecklerspray lowdown on Kinga, Eugene and Orlaith.
Kinga: Market Researcher, 20 – Kinga is, plainly, the new Jade
Goody. Only inexplicably less endearing. In her audition piece, she
pulled a funny face and called herself irritating. This alone was
enough to make the crowd boo her on the way in. The first thing she
said in the house was something about her "minge", she pulled her bra
down at the first contact with another human and squawked something
about putting a cucumber up her fanny. She’s single-handedly made
Maxwell seem like less of an attention-seeking git.
Eugene: Engineer, 27 – If Kinga is the new Jade Goody, Eugene is the
new Jon Tickle. He’s the token bizarrely self-assured geeky outsider.
As soon as he entered the house, he made a cup of tea – then got
worried because the secret garden might not have a kettle. Eugene looks
completely out of his depth, as evidenced by the awkward one-liners he blurted out in his first few minutes.
However, he might be a nice counterpoint to the brainless squealers
that already inhabit the house.
Orlaith: Model – 26. Orlaith is a model, and seems to have been put
in the house solely to upset the other girls. She says that other girls
can be bitchy towards her, but so far seems to entirely sensible and
down-to-earth. She was the first to read the house’s rule book – out
loud, almost as if she couldn’t work out if the other two were able to
make sense of written language or not. And in her issued fig-leaf
bikini, she looks a little like Raquel Welch in One Million Years B.C.
Which helps.
One way or another, these new Big Brother additions have been chosen precisely
to shake up the existing housemates. Whether this is done by being
prettier, being more nerdy or by being the single most appalling person on the
planet remains to be seen.
We’ll get you betting odds on the newbies as soon as we can, but until then you can head over to the ‘Special Bets’ section of Betfair.com for a comprehensive list of all Big Brother categories that changes in real-time.
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[story by Stuart Heritage]
{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }
i think this was a great idea to put a secret garden in but two of them are so strange
The geek didn’t turn out to be piano man after all you guys.