Big Brother Odds – Head To Head Betting Special: Maxwell And Kemal
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Big Brother 6 continues it’s descent into weirdness. Where else could you possibly see a shrieking bad-haired man give birth to a gnome, or a bunch of adults seriously dressing up as pirates, or a girl whack herself off inside a big cardboard box? Celebrity Love Island? Do us a favour.
It’s time for hecklerspray and Betfair.com to have another look at a head to head bet. And this time, to satisfy your special betting needs, we’re going to be focusing on the two housemates who have the least in common. That’s right – Kemal and Maxwell.
Maxwell:
When he’s not deluding himself into thinking that he’s the funniest
ever person that ever strode the Earth, Maxwell spends his time
deluding himself into thinking that he’s going to get off with Saskia
any time soon. When his bed got wet in a water fight, he sneaked under
Sakia’s covers for a fumble. But she shot the creepy fool down.
Hilarious comedian Maxwell spent his time pretending to be a ghost
the other night. He looks like the kind of person who was once told "You should be on the telly" by a girl drunk on alcopops in a nightclub called something like Sandy’s, and he took it to heart.
Maxwell hates political opinions.
Current head to head odds – 5/8
Kemal:
Kemal recently had to sit on the naughty step for putting a toilet brush into Roberto’s cardboard box. While there, he threatened to sue Big Brother for giving him a cold and shouted "Weaaargh weaaargh"
over and over again like a broken garbage disposal system. He also
thinks that he’ll win the Eurovision song contest. For England and Turkey.
Kemal is a creature more gay muppet than human – like he’s learnt how to be gay from watching Sex And The City on a constant 24-hour loop since the day he was born.
Kemal is scared of never being in love.
Current head to head odds – 8/7
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[story by Stuart Heritage]
