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Later today, the sixth Big Brother nominations will be revealed to a nation left dumbstruck by the sight of a bunch of cross-eyed dimwits banging each other in a swimming pool.

But who’s going to go? It’s a much tougher call than last week – this time there is no single housemate to attract the undiluted anger of the others. But plenty of them have done enough to warrant nominations. So now’s the time to bet – you’ll get much better eviction odds before the nominations have been revealed.

Here are this week’s eviction odds, housemate by housemate, brought to you by hecklerspray and Betfair.com…

Kemal – Kemal, the housemate with the closest resemblance to one of
the creatures from Labyrinth, usually has the strong backing of Team
Diva. But this week he’s said that Makosi went too far in the pool,
possibly risking her wrath; and Maxwell is still angry at him for
yammering on when he was trying to have sex with Saskia. Kemal has the
longest odds, but might not be as safe as he appears. Current odds – 59/1

Anthony – The ladies love him, and he loves them right back. He’s
spent the last few days full of remorse for knocking boots with Makosi,
but he might still attract a few nominations. Not least from Craig -
the hairdresser who burst into tears as soon as Anthony remembered he
liked girls. Current odds – 49/1

Derek – Derek’s stopped being a screeching old lady of late, and is
now acting as a counsellor for the entire Big Brother house. His
newly-found sensitive side is winning him lots of affection from both the
housemates and the public. The rehabilitation is almost complete.
Current odds – 39/1

Makosi – She’s been the favourite to win Big Brother since the start
of the series, but her antics in the pool have been putting off the
public. There are also murmurs of dissent inside the house. There’s a
very strong chance she’ll be nominated by a few of the housemates, but
will it be enough to see her face the public vote? Her eviction odds are shrinking all the time. Current odds – 35/1

Vanessa – Vanessa is desperately unpopular with the public, but is
playing such a quiet game inside the house that she’s not being
nominated. Now, if only she’s stop looking off to the left when she’s
speaking in the diary room… Current odds – 35/1

Eugene – Eugene is a genuine, somewhat sensitive lad who bursts into
tears at the drop of a hat, but is too self-consciously zany to
feasibly win any friends. Ever. His Lloyd Grossman impression alone
would be enough to make the Abu Gharib prisoners wire themselves up to
the mains. Current odds – 27/1

Orlaith – Although she appeared well-grounded when she first
appeared in the Big Brother house, Orlaith has shown that she loves
nobody in the world as much as herself, and especially her plastic
knockers which she constantly stares at, touches and talks about as if
she’s never seen them before in her life. She’ll attract nominations
for this. Current odds – 25/1

Maxwell – Last week he was angry and needy. Now Saskia’s gone, he’s
become slightly less of an arsehole. He sat out of the pool orgy,
spurned Makosi’s advances and has become a shoulder to cry on for
Craig. But is it too late for Maxwell to reveal his nice side? Current
odds – 28/5

Science – Science has sat out of the action this week, but he has
still failed to attach himself to a group – something essential for
avoiding nominations. He hasn’t had too many fights, but he’s exposed
to nominations from everybody. This might be Science’s unlucky week.
Current odds – 11/4

Craig – Whiny, crying Craig is in the throes of an epic unrequited
love affair with Anthony, and it’s not showing him in a good light. He’s the
favourite to be evicted this week, but maybe the housemates will take
pity on him. Current odds – 21/20

So, if the odds are to be believed, Craig and Science will be the
unlucky housemates up for eviction this week. However, we’re not so
sure. With a few exceptions, all the housemates are feasible contenders
to be put up against the public vote. And the time to bet is now – the
odds will shrink dramatically later on tonight as the nominations are
revealed. Get across to Betfair.com right now and be lucky.

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[story by Stuart Heritage]