Big Brother Eviction Odds: Everyone’s Nominated Betting Special

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June 7th, 2005 at 19:22 by Stuart Heritage

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Eyes_1Big Brother loves rules. One of the rules is that nobody can discuss nominations with other housemates.

So when Vanessa blabbed about nominating Sam to Lesley, Big Brother became fierce and angry like a cranky rabid bear and decided that everyone’s going to be nominated this week.

It doesn’t matter who the Big Brother housemates hate, now it’s up to you who you want to get booted out of the house straight into the warm, loving arms of obscurity.

hecklerspray and Betfair.com present the latest eviction odds of all the Big Brother housemates to help you with your special betting.

Lesley - Awful, deluded Lesley is involved in a catfight with
Sam, and hid her make-up bag a few nights ago. It didn’t have the
desired effect of making Lesley look big or clever, and that’s why
she’s favourite for eviction. Current odds - Evens

Sam - The hiding of the make-up bag, on the other hand, did
have the effect of making Sam have a tiny undignified breakdown which
made her look like the self-absorbed moron she undoubtedly is. Current odds - 3/1

Craig - Whiny, boring Craig somehow managed to avoid eviction
last week, but he still hasn’t won anybody over with his constant
gossip and bad haircut. Current odds - 7/1

Roberto - The goon-faced Italian wants to rule the house, and
calls meetings approximately once every six seconds, but they all
descend into him bawling abuse at Kemal, which may not endear him to
the viewers. Current odds - 19/1

Science - He says he’s not a follower, which means he shouts
at everyone a lot and throws dustbins around willy-nilly. Talks weird
bland revolutionary nonsense to himself when nobody is around. Current odds - 22/1

Kemal - Tiny, squeaky ladyman Kemal claimed his parents
didn’t know he was gay. If you’re reading this, Kemal’s parents, we’d
like to take this time to point out some other desperately obvious
things, but we don’t have the space. Current odds - 24/1

Vanessa - Vanessa’s on the periphery of the Sam/Lesley
catfight. She’s on Lesley’s side, and that was proved by the big lezzy
snog they shared in bed. Vannessa’s the housemate who broke the rules,
so she’s the reason everyone’s being nominated. Will this have an
effect? Current odds - 31/1

Derek - Derek has turned from an upper-class smarty-pants
into an mental old lady. He’s always cleaning up, and doesn’t like it
when people throw water bombs at him when he’s sleeping. Probably
complains about how young policeman are, as well. Current odds - 37/1

Makosi - Still riding the wave of popularity from her secret
task last week, Makosi has recently done a strange striptease to the
Pink Panther theme tune and grabbed Anthony’s genitals before leaping
into bed with Lesley and Vanessa. What would Jesus say? Current odds - 99/1

Saskia - Enormoboobed Saskia has been responsible for a lot
this week, like breaking up Science and Maxwell’s fight, and then
making Maxwell dress up like a creepy man-baby. A relationship with
Maxwell is also vaguely on the cards. Current odds - 109/1

Maxwell - Cheeky cockney Maxwell got a bin thrown at him this
week, and has also had the time to start the strange dare competition
with Anthony, including the ‘eating a stock cube’ dare, the
‘nipple-hair plucking’ dare and the ‘doing a wee in your knickers’
dare. Current odds - 119/1

Anthony
- Plastic-faced Anthony has been involved with the dare games this
week, and has kissed Lesley, and got his willy squeezed by Makosi. And
Craig thinks he’s gay. Current odds - 149/1

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One Response to “Big Brother Eviction Odds: Everyone’s Nominated Betting Special”

  1. annie Says:

    i think lesley should go because she is a evil little cow

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