Big Brother Eviction Betting Odds: Glyn, Bonnie & Dawn

Tomorrow will see the first real Big Brother eviction take place. Forget Shahbaz - it's no fun when people voluntarily leave Big Brother, we want to see someone thrown out of the Big Brother house kicking and screaming.

The slightly pointless Big Brotherhood task has stumbled and gasped its stupid way to a crappy end, with the result being that three Big Brother housemates are up for eviction tomorrow night. And we wouldn't be able to forgive ourselves if we didn't give you the Big Brother betting odds for the eviction. Here's a clue who's up for eviction - one of them stinks and two of them are almost exclusively silent.

OK smartarse, so you looked at the headline and worked it out. Well done, you're very clever. Here are the first eviction Big Brother betting odds for Glyn, Bonnie and Dawn, with betting odds coming from PaddyPower.com…

Glyn - Without a shadow of a doubt, Glyn is one of the most pointless individuals we've ever laid eyes upon, let alone seen on Big Brother. Literally - literally - Glyn has done three things in the Big Brother house. 1) Glyn tried to pass himself of some kind of funky exhibitionist, only to choke bigstyle once he set foot inside the Big Brother house and saw people with real personalities. 2) Glyn cut his hair off in an awkward "look how crazy I am" moment. 3) Glyn told Shahbaz he doesn't like it when the gays touch him and stuff. However, because he's done sweet FA on Big Brother, nobody can be bothered to form an opinion on him, so he won't get any votes. Current Big Brother eviction betting odds - 5/1

Dawn - We're developing something of a soft spot for Dawn*. For a start, she is one of the few Big Brother housemates who seems to be able to construct a vaguely complicated sentence without looking confused or bursting into tears. Dawn also has a strong exercise regime - a disciplined body is a disciplined mind, remember - and has shown flashes of sensitivity. Best of all though, Dawn really smells, and it's driving Nikki mental. Since we dislike Nikki more than any Big Brother housemate, we want Dawn to stay in the Big Brother house. Current Big Brother eviction betting odds - 9/2

*not in a sexual way, of course. God, she stinks.

Bonnie - Every year on Big Brother, there's a Big Brother housemate - usually a girl - who comes from a small town and thinks they're cleverer/prettier/tougher than everyone else. Once they're confronted with self-obsessed big city wankers, though, they crumble in on themselves and become completely useless. Last Big Brother it was Lessluuergh and this Big Brother it's Bonnuuergh. Bonnie has spent the last few days on Big Brother becoming more depressed as it slowly dawns on her that none of the Big Brother housemates really like her. The sad truth is, none of the Big Brother viewers seem to, either. Current Big Brother eviction betting odds - 2/7

Tomorrow - more Big Brother betting odds! But until then, don't forget to check out the latest Big Brother betting odds, from any number of these brilliant betting websites. Good luck!

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[story by Stuart Heritage]