Big Brother Countdown – 99 Hours To Go
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There’s less than 100 hours to go until the new series of Big Brother kicks off of Channel Four, and we’re doing a countdown like a kid waiting for Christmas in July.
Typically, the producers are keeping silent on most of the details. But some nuggets of information are being drip-fed to the hungry masses. Here’s a round-up of what we know so far.
Auditions
- although we don’t know who did get into the Big Brother house, we
know who didn’t. The rejects include a pyjama-wearing fella who wants
to have sex with the women as well as the men, a man with the hairiest
arse in the country, a woman who promised to only wear bikinis and a
genius who wore a bread hat.
"Imagine what the housemates will be like if these are the ones that
didn’t make it" said a shadowy insider. Yeah, whatever. Bring back
breadhat, we say.
Cameron’s Back
- Remember Cameron? Probably not. He was the big-eyed creepy winner of
the deathly dull fourth Big Brother series. He physically lived on a
remote Scottish island, but mentally lived in marshmallow world painted
the colour of wax crayons where the music of Daniel O’Donnell was piped
into the air forever. He was, in short, the anti-Asbo.
He’s filmed some contributions for the new series, but he won’t say what they are.
Beer On Tap
- The house is likely to be 100 days of shrieking Wetherspoons
bottlefights and crying if the news that beer and wine will be on tap
all the time is to be believed. Potentially the new series of Big
Brother will become a live, streaming version of Leaving Las Vegas.
Only without the pretty whore.
Big Greenhouse
- The designers of the new Big Brother house are increasing the amount
of glass used in the house, meaning that all the housemates will be
able to look at each other all the time. Or most of the time, anyway.
What does this mean? For one, having a quick fiddle will be much more
difficult.
Favourite Housemate
- Channel Four are conducting a poll to find the 20 best former Big
Brother housemates. Even though there aren’t really that many of them
anyway. So who was your favourite? Andrew Davidson? Amma Antwi? Lynne
Moncrieff? Anouska Golebiewski? One of the
other no-mark wannabes? Go and vote – we can’t help feeling the result
will somehow affect the new series…
As the hours tick by until Big Brother 6 launches, we’ll keep you up to date with any new juicy developments. But more importantly: Are you Breadhat? Do you know who Breadhat is? Let’s give Breadhat the fame he so clearly deserves.
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[story by Stuart Heritage]
you sad bastard. you really should get out more.
You read it then?
I’m preparing for the stay-in season.
Good on you. All we wanted to know about the BB6 rumours, right here, right now. Just what we needed.
I know it polarises people but it is what it is. Marshmallow TV. One of my flatmates has already said he is boycotting it this year. Surely the year to boycott it was the Year of The Stout?