Big Brother Celebrity Hijack is thundering towards the finishing line, but there are still billions of the little bleeders still in the house.

So that’s why there’s going to be a Big Brother Celebrity Hijack eviction tonight. Sworn enemies Latoya and Emilia are currently engaged in a public fight to the death, and the results will be discovered later tonight. Of course, by ‘fight to the death’ we mean ‘eviction battle’ and by ’sworn enemies’ we mean ’slightly ambivalent acquaintances.’ But be quiet. Eviction! Woo!

So here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for tonight’s eviction – for Emilia and Latoya – with help from Paddy Power…

Emilia – It’s good to see that Emilia is managing to maintain her role as Big Brother’s professional victim by whining that Latoya’s improvised fight last week brought out an angry side of Victor that nobody had ever seen before. Which, you know, would have been a noble thing to do were it not for the fact that everyone who’s even watched one episode of Big Brother Celebrity Hijack saw nothing but Victor’s angry side. And the public’s residual dislike of Victor might just mean that Emilia gets voted out of the house tonight. Or at least it would if Emilia couldn’t put her arse on her head. But she can, and we could forgive her almost anything for that. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 9/4

Latoya – Latoya, on the other hand, isn’t as instantly dislikeable as Emilia, but then again she isn’t likeable either. Or, you know, anything – Latoya may as well be a cloud of fart vapour for all she brings to Big Brother Celebrity Hijack. One weirdly realistic fake crying tantrum and that’s it, that’s all she’s done. The flirtation with Nathan came to nothing, the friendship with Jay petered out, she’s never especially fast to do anything – in fact, we’re not even sure we’d notice if Latoya was evicted tonight. Except that Emilia wouldn’t have anyone to bitch about, even though she’ll have probably found another target by the time Latoya’s halfway up the stairs on her way out. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 2/7

Tomorrow: more Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds to win. But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.