Finally Big Brother Celebrity Hijack has had its first nominations, which means that soon we’ll have one less of these numpties to gawp at.

As it happens, the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemates up for nomination this week are beauty queen Jade, racing driver Jeremy and Victor, the funny-accented man who spins around on rollerskates for a living. We’ll be bringing you the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for the nominated housemates later in the week, but not now. Now we’ve got unfinished business to, um, finish.

Here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds to win for Jeremy, Latoya and Emilia, with help from Paddy Power…

Jeremy - As history has proved, people called Jeremy tend to be arseholes, people who do stuff with cars for a living tend to be arseholes and when the two are combined you get a sort of all-powerful arsehole who can fire arrogance-powered lasers out of his eyes. And that’s the case with Big Brother Celebrity Hijack’s racing driver Jeremy. But Jeremy is a very special kind of Big Brother arsehole – the sort of arsehole who makes out that doing anything, possibly even breathing, is a terribly boring inconvenience for him. As such, Jeremy has done absolutely nothing of interest in the Big Brother house so far. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 10/1

Latoya – Remember Latoya? She’s the professional dancer who keeps talking about dancing non-stop and has danced for giant popstars like Mariah Carey and is so gifted at dancing that she’s allowed on Big Brother Celebrity Hijack with other immensely talented luminaries like Amy Who Sometimes Cleans Things. But have you ever seen Latoya dance? All we’ve seen is her do is that bodypop arm-wave thing again and again for everyone. Is that all she can do? Perhaps she’s saving the big stuff for next week – you know, like running on the spot or big fish little fish cardboard box. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 10/1

Emilia – Emilia was born with the ability to bend over backwards and jut her vagina out like some sort of disgusting hairy letterbox, and this is something we know by seeing Emilia do it non-stop all the time always, accompanied by a constant smug ‘if you think this is good you should see me shagging’ smirk. And Emilia’s ‘talent’ has had different effects on the other Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemates – in short, the boys all openly drool over her and Jade tries so hard to copy her that there’s a real chance that she’ll strangle herself with her ankles by the time the show is over. So no bad thing there, then. Current Big brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 8/1

Tomorrow – Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Anthony, Nathan and John. But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.