So far it’s painfully clear that the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemates are an absurdly irritating group of overconfident bastards, but that’s missing the real point of the show, isn’t it?
And the real point of Big Brother Celebrity Hijack is that celebrity hijackers can do naughty things to the housemates. Evil, huh? No, not once you’ve realised that even when playing Big Brother, most famous people are too scared of destroying their reputations to be genuinely nasty. In fact, the extent of the celebrities’ evilness has probably been Matt Lucas getting a fat boy to shout about cake, which is hardly going to put him on the CIA Most Wanted list, is it? We want real evil from the hijackers, and if that starts with Kelly Osbourne starving Liam to death then so be it.
Who’ll win Big Brother Celebrity Hijack? Here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Victor, Amy and Calista with help from Paddy Power…
Victor – Victor is, of course, Big Brother Celebrity Hijack‘s resident one-armed handstander. One-armed handstanding is a profession that’s literally killed every other member of his family, and that means it’s almost certain that it’ll kill Victor too, unless he’s strangled by his own superhuman sleaziness beforehand. Within seconds of entering the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack house Victor started trying to seduce everyone around him in a particularly awful way. And he might even succeed at some point, too – but only once he’s managed to convince everyone that there’s more to him than a six-pack, a pair of wandering hands and as voice like a squeaky German leprechaun. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 18/1
Amy – For the majority of Big Brother Celebrity Hijack, Amy has been the most normal housemate by a mile. She’s quiet, slightly intelligent, not prone to bragging about how brilliant she is for hours at a time and isn’t on a national television show just because her spine bends in 13 different directions. However, that doesn’t stop her from being duller than dust. Seriously, when the most interesting thing you can tell people about yourself is that you sometimes clean up small squares of things, there’s not much chance that you’ll ever convince the public to vote for you. For anything, let alone a barely-watched digital reality TV show. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 16/1
Calista - On all the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack press stuff it says that Calista’s special talent is classical music, although that’s clearly a lie. In fact, Calista’s special skill is doing nothing but talk about herself really loudly again and again and again and again over and over until it makes people want to smack her head off with the back of a shovel. Calista can play the piano as well, and seems to use it to write lots of songs about sex that aren’t nearly as dirty as she thinks, but really that’s just secondary to the talking thing. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 16/1
Tomorrow: Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Jeremy, Latoya and Emilia. But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.
