Big Brother Celebrity Hijack Betting Odds: 4 Up, Anthony To Win?

Big Brother Celebrity Hijack has just lined up another four schmucks for eviction - Victor, Jeremy, Emilia and Liam.

Come Friday, one of those poor kids will be out of the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack house. But who? Bendy girl? Her idiot brother? The monotone racing driver? Liam? Liam, obviously, but we'll come to that tomorrow.

But who'll win Big Brother Celebrity Hijack? Here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Nathan, John and Anthony, with help from Paddy Power…

Nathan - Well that's us told; we've been reliably informed that Nathan doesn't say "bup bup bup" when he's excited - it's actually "brap brap brap." We take it all back - obviously "bup bup bup" would just be ridiculous. Anyway, Nathan's positioning himself as an early Big Brother Celebrity Hijack favourite with his friendly manner and his stillborn romance with Latoya and flirtation with Amy and stuff, but he's going to need to be careful if he wants to maintain his position. This is because Nathan is slightly bitter that his American strand of R&B has been decimated by grime in recent years and he's been forced to go on a tawdry reality TV show to boost his profile. And the more he gripes, the more he starts to sound like Les McQueen from The League Of Gentlemen. And that can't be a good thing, surely. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds - 7/2

John - Well, who'd have thought it? Ginger, massively overweight Scottish boy John is a tiny bit sensitive. When Paul Garner from The 11 O'Clock Show burst into the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack house on Russell Brand's orders last week, poor John seemed to think that whole thing was an elaborate set-up to make him look like a fool and sulked for about three days solid. Now, it's true that John can coast a little because he's through to the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack final, but actively trying to alienate the viewers by acting like a toddler with a broken rattle won't help his cause any. And nor will singing Smooth Operator by Sade because he did that to the other day and christ was it terrible. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds - 10/3

Anthony - Already it's looking like Anthony will be the clear winner of this year's Big Brother Celebrity Hijack, because he's got something for everyone. The girls love him because he's a handsome chap, the boys root for him because he punches people for a living (something that all men would secretly like to do), the old folks love him because he's always very polite to the celebrity hijackers and the kids love him because the side of his head looks like one of those maze games you get in children's activity books. Plus the government intelligent forces love him because he's really shit at being interrogated. Honestly, compared to, say, Liam, how could Anthony not win? Having said that, Fred West would probably the favourite compared to Liam. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds - 2/1

Tomorrow: Big Brother Celebrity Hijack eviction betting odds. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.