Big Brother Celebrity Hijack: Latoya Out, Almost Everyone Else Up

Last night the time came to dispose of yet another Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemate - and it was poor old Latoya who bit the dust.

But forget that silly old tramp, because Big Brother Celebrity Hijack is almost over and the house is still over-run with self-satisfied twerps. So that's why the housemates all nominated again, right after Latoya left, into each others' faces. And everyone is up for Big Brother Celebrity Hijack eviction apart from Anthony and John. And two are going tomorrow. If you want those betting odds you can have them tomorrow.

So meanwhile here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds to win - for John, Amy and Anthony - with help from Paddy Power…

John - Make no mistake, John's only in the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds top three because of the opening night shenanigans where he won a free pass to the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack finals. If that hadn't have happened, John would be floating around the middle at best because, lordy, is John ever a mardy twit. It doesn't take much to send John into a spiral of self-pitying naval-gazing (and a naval that size takes a lot of gazing) or, worse, a high-minded lecture full of such overserious advice that we're surprised that nobody's smacked him in the mouth for being a condescending git yet. Right now there's honestly no way that we can see John winning Big Brother Celebrity Hijack. No way at all. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds - 6/1

Amy - Amy's come out of nowhere to become Anthony's only real challenger for the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack crown. She's probably the most intelligent of the housemates, but not to such an extent that you want to cause her physical harm. Just about all the boys in the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack house have a tiny crush on Amy, but she's so steadfastly loyal to her boyfriend that she doesn't appear to be ready to do anything about it. And she withstood a military interrogation without being all vegetablised like Jack Bauer's girlfriend from the last series of 24. Whadda gal! If her top lip didn't hook up in such an offputting way, Amy would almost be perfect. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds - 3/1

Anthony - Anthony is the scientific opposite of Amy, mind you, and he's so far ahead of the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack pack that he could probably stomp on a kitten and still come out the winner. And we think we have a theory why this is - where all the other housemates' talent seems to rely on their brains one way or another, Anthony's only talent relies on punching other men until they fall over. And because Anthony can't demonstrate this talent in the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack house - although we wish he had while Victor was still a housemate - he's become the lovely everyman counterpoint to everything else. Or something. Look, all you need to know is that Anthony is going to win Big Brother Celebrity Hijack and there's nothing you can do about it. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds - 4/6

Tomorrow: God knows, something or other. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.