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Big Brother 6 is reaching the halfway point, and all the sexual frustration that must arise when you’re trapped in a house full of honking simpletons has come gushing out. First Saskia admitted sleeping with Maxwell, and now Makosi and Anthony have been getting up to some suspect jiggery-pokery in the pool.
But the big question is – who’ll win? It’s worth betting on the Big Brother winner because the odds are so much longer – if you’re right, you’ll make more money from a smaller bet.
So here are the very latest special betting odds on each Big Brother housemate to win, brought to you by hecklerspray and Betfair.com…
Vanessa – Not so much a human, more an evil scientist’s
experiment in pointlessness, Vanessa has done nothing of interest
since she set foot in the house. She did puff out her chest and call Saskia
a prostitute, but she realised this would make her too interesting so
she retracted it and apologised. She’s allowed to eat sweets again now,
so she’ll gobble up everyone’s food and get nominated very soon. Current odds – 49/1
Craig – Poor Craig. He only has two emotions – unjustified spite and boo-hoo poor me self-pity. Now he’s realised that Saskia – who was basically his Mum – has gone, and Anthony
- basically his boyfriend – has run off to feel up all the girls, he’s
feeling sad. Put simply, he picked the wrong group of friends. Current odds – 27/1
Maxwell – Bizarrely, many of the Big Brother
housemates think that Maxwell is going to win the series. The reasons
for this are unclear. Maybe they think that gurning, borderline
violent, booze-obsessed idiots are popular with the public. Even his
over-confidence has disappeared now Saskia’s left. Current odds – 8/1
Science – Science is a man of integrity. Sometimes. At other
times, he turns into a squeaking attention-deficit toddler and annoys
the entire house. For this reason alone, he’ll get nominated all the
time. And as much as public like him, he’ll be voted out be long. This
is known as Spencer Syndrome. Current odds – 8/1
Anthony – He’s the object of everyone’s affections. He successfully snogged Orlaith a few nights ago, and has done his best to bridge the house divide by possibly indulging in some intimate naughtiness with Makosi, too. Craig‘s devastated, obviously. Current odds – 6/1
Orlaith and Eugene – These two are still unknown quantities.
Which is more than can be said about Orlaith’s knockers, she whips them
out more than the dirty girl who was in your class at junior school.
Eugene continues to meander through life talking forever about his
pissing watch. Current odds – 25/2
Derek – Derek’s had a big turnaround lately. Three weeks ago, he was public enemy number one alongside Roberto,
and talked endlessly of leaving. Since then, he’s taken a backseat
somewhat and has let the young’uns get up to whatever they want without
passing comment. A gay, black, Conservative, pro-fox hunting winner of Big Brother? Current odds – 27/5
Kemal – Kemal appears to have learnt gayness by watching episodes of Are You Being Served and taking notes on John Inman, then styling himself on Fatima Whitbread‘s transvestite uncle. He won favour with his "At least someone got wet tonight" comment, but lost it again with his Bizarre. Overdramatic. Inflection. In the. Diary. Room. Current odds – 21/4
Makosi – Makosi is the favourite to win Big Brother, despite lying about being a virgin and then getting rude with Anthony. Her popularity comes from all her secret missions. But how does she know to do them? The cynical part of us might suggest she’s being told what to do.
The innocent part of us thinks she’s just lucky and naturally
manipulative. The rest of us thinks she should sort her eyebrows out. Current odds – 33/8
Now is the perfect time to start betting on a winner. The housemates have been on TV enough for everyone to get a good idea of their personalities and likelihood of winning, but it’s also early enough in the series for there to be decent odds, too. What are you waiting for? Head over to Betfair.com and get betting.
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[story by Stuart Heritage]
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