Hear that? Those are the death gasps of Big Brother 2008. There are only a few days left now and it’ll all be over.

But before all that, we’ve got another Big Brother eviction to slog through tonight. And it’s a double eviction as well - the two Big Brother housemates with the least amount of votes so far are getting kicked out later on, and on a Tuesday too. The indignity!

Anyway, forget all that because who’s going to win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Kat to win, with help from Paddy Power…

Kat - Weird. For the majority of Big Brother, Kat was far and away the favourite to win. Now she’s second only to Mohamed in the unpopularity stakes - she’s even less popular than Darnell, who couldn’t be any more disliked if he froze one of his turds and then stabbed an orphan to death with it. What caused this? We assume it’s due to a kind of creeping public ennui based on Kat’s utter lack of recognisable human emotions, but it seems to have done her chances in good and proper. While we can’t quite get our head around Kat’s sudden dramatic fall from grace, rest assured that wherever she ends up coming on Big Brother, it’ll be her who releases the first piss-poor novelty disco single of this year’s lot. And it’ll be about biscuits. And it’ll be fucking dreadful. And there’s nothing you can do about it. Nothing. Current Big Brother betting odds - 33/1

Tomorrow - Big Brother betting odds for Darnell to win. Unless he gets evicted tonight, in which case God knows. But if that’s too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to Paddy Power to see the full list of Big Brother betting odds.