Ah, the last week of Big Brother – traditionally a time for the dullest, least polarising Big Brother housemates to boringly chum around the Big Brother house tediously killing time until Friday, when they can all go home.

And now that Tracey and Kara-Louise have been evicted from the Big Brother house, the remaining Big Brother housemates will have to see out their time without a gruff, catchphrase-spewing Terrahawk and Cruella DeVille's younger, more annoying sister. But that's not really a huge loss for anyone, is it? Oh, and Chanelle returned to the Big Brother house at the weekend, too – and although it was only for about ten minutes, it was ten minutes longer than we wanted to see her shrieking idiot face on Big Brother again.

Anyway – Big Brother final week! Who's going to win? Here's part one of the Big Brother betting odds for this week – for Jonty and Carole – with help from Paddy Power…

Jonty – As anyone who saw his incredible eyeliner explanation of Pascal's Triangle will be able to tell you, Jonty is a clever chap. That's why even Jonty knows he doesn't stand a sliver of a chance of winning Big Brother on Friday. The list of reasons against Jonty winning Big Brother is endless, but it can mainly be boiled down to a) the fact that Jonty entered the Big Brother house far too late to fully integrate himself in with the existing Big Brother housemates and b) the way that Jonty regularly takes all his clothes off in front of the younger female housemates in a creepy way. Jonty's had a good run at it – and we don't want to write him off completely – but it appears that the British public doesn't seem to be too keen on having a 36-year-old spanker who can't even fart without laughing like Brian Blessed on Nitrous Oxide as a Big Brother winner. But Jonty will always be the bald virgin weirdo fetishist of our hearts, though, and that has to count for something. Current Big Brother betting odds – 100/1

Carole – Carole's in just about the worst predicament that a Big Brother housemate can be in – throughout the series she's acted like the world's most infuriating control freak, but the rest of the Big Brother housemates have kept from nominating her because Carole apparently needs the money more than anyone else and she cooks them food quite a lot. But the Big Brother viewers haven't heard the bulk of Carole's complaints about money – and they certainly haven't eaten any of the food she's dished up – so as far as they're concerned all Carole does is bitch about vegetarian cheese and then burst into tears as soon as anyone says a bad word against her. The viewers voted Carole as the least popular Big Brother housemate a couple of weeks ago, and nothing she's done since has changed that, so it looks like Carole will need to earn her money another way. But let this be a warning – if her career plan contains the phrase 'lad's mag' anywhere we're going to rub rock salt into our eyes until we can't see any more. Current Big Brother betting odds – 66/1

Tomorrow - Big Brother betting odds for Ziggy and Liam. But if that's too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds… and get a free £10 bet as well!