Big Brother Betting Odds: Tracey & Charley Up, Liam To Win?

The Big Brother TV task is a big success, don't you think - with their dreadful wigs, stilted autocue delivery and perverse determination to never look into the right camera, Big Brother TV has been more professional-looking than Channel Five.

But aside from just dressing the Big Brother housemates up funny and making them cry with letters from home, the Big Brother TV task has staged one of the most moving reunions of all time - the reunion between Ziggy and Ziggy's dog Molly. Molly is an important addition to the Big Brother house because she looks like Ziggy. She looks exactly like Ziggy. Admittedly her face is about 75% less leathery than Ziggy's, but it's near enough.

This week, Tracey and Charley are up for Big Brother eviction. You get those tomorrow, but for now here are the Big Brother betting odds to win - for Chanelle, Liam and Brian - with help from Paddy Power…

Chanelle - Last week was a big week for Chanelle. Big Brother's birthday party somehow made her smile for the first time in weeks - which was nice -  and recite Victoria Beckham songs on the guitar - which was less nice, to the point of nausea. And then Chanelle got back together with Ziggy for approximately the 17th time in the space of two weeks. And then they did it in a shower. It was a smart move - Chanelle knows that Big Brother viewers love nothing more than a cocktail of emotional indecision and self-esteem low enough to let a leatherfaced pervert bone her in a communal washing area - and that's probably why Chanelle's Big Brother betting odds have improved so much over the last week. There was even about a second of footage on last Tuesday's Big Brother where Chanelle didn't even look like Pete Doherty. Hurrahs all round! Current Big Brother betting odds - 7/1

Liam - As much as Liam is basically just a laddy bloke who looks as if he'd happily have sex with a pig if it was wearing a short enough skirt, he's actually starting to win us over a little bit. Far from being the harrowing Anthony Hutton clone we thought he'd be, Liam has shown that he knows more than three words and has a more complex thought pattern than "I bet these slacks would look great when I'm disco dancing". All in all, Big Brother at the moment looks like a two-horse race between Liam and Brian - but who do you want to win Big Brother, a rational-minded human being or a human being who doesn't believe that girls can shit? You see, that's why Liam can never win Big Brother. Current Big Brother betting odds - 9/2

Brian - We heard a strange piece of news at the weekend. Apparently Brian's mother thinks that Brian is faking his stupidity to try and win Big Brother. That isn't going to stop us wanting Brian to win Big Brother, though - if he isn't faking, a Brian victory would be a striking blow to the common everyman, albeit the common everyman who thinks that Romeo And Juliet was a film about the one from So Solid Crew who did a duet with Christina Milian about gravy once. But if he is faking, Brian faces a lifetime of going to chavvy Croydon nightclubs and pretending to be stupid for £200 a pop. And that's a fair punishment for duping the nation. But we still want Brian to win Big Brother, simply because he's got the potential to become the new Jade Goody. In which case the good people of India had better get their effigy kits out. Current Big Brother betting odds - 4/7

Anyone Else - Word on the street is that five new Big Brother housemates are going to enter the Big Brother house soon. While it's probably too late in the game to win the Big Brother audience over, they're still all much more likely to win Big Brother than Ziggy is. And they could all be Nazi paedophiles for all we know. Current Big Brother betting odds - 12/1

Tomorrow - Big Brother betting odds for Tracey's eviction. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds… and get a free £10 bet as well!