Big Brother Betting Odds: Tonight Is The Charley Show

Tonight either Charley or Nicky will be evicted from the Big Brother house and then, just as soon as they've watched all the Big Brother housemates relentlessly slagging them off for 15 minutes, they'll go straight back in again and shout a lot.

That's because this week has been Big Brother's Fake Week, where nothing has been quite as it seems. You can say goodbye to Fake Week, though, because as soon as the evicted housemate returns to the Big Brother house - and you've probably got quite a good idea about which housemate it'll be - we'll see the start of Endless Annoying Arguments That Make Us Want To Throw Our TV Into The Ocean Week. It's going to be all bickering all the time for the foreseeable future, so the Big Brother producers had better remember to balance out all the fighting with extended clips of Brian slapping himself in the head and calling himself a bell-end, or else we'll revolt.

So here are the Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Charley, with help from Paddy Power…

Charley - Yesterday we said that the result of the Big Brother voting was a sure thing, and Charley is the reason why. It's impossible not to have an opinion on Charley, and even more impossible not to have an opinion on Charley that isn't basically just outright rage. Charley, you see, is the Big Brother housemate who refuses to die. Despite clearly being the most annoying Big Brother housemate, she hasn't been nominated for Big Brother eviction all series - and now she has, it looks like she's going to be evicted for about 15 minutes and then thrown back in the house again. We're exasperated - we're starting to think that only way to get rid of Charley is with rat poison - and the only thing keeping us going is the knowledge that the massive tantrum she'll have when she returns to the Big Brother house will be enough to get her evicted properly next week. But, by God are these short odds for a girl like Charley. Current Big Brother betting odds - 1/20

Next week - Big Brother betting odds to win for the flipping lot of them. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds… and get a free £10 bet as well!