Big Brother Betting Odds: Susie Or Aisleyne Moved, Who’ll Win?

The needlessly complicated Big Brother nominations have taken place and either Aisleyne or Susie are up for eviction… except they're not. Big Brother's playing a sneaky game with them, see?

On Friday, whichever Big Brother housemate gets the most votes won't get evicted. Instead they'll be moved across to the brand new top secret house next to the Big Brother house which they'll share with five brand new housemates. Seeing as the new housemates this time last year were Orlaith (dull sexless model), Eugene (semi-endearing, semi-annoying geek) and Kinga (bottle-shagging coughmonster) this isn't much to look forward to.

We'll discuss this a lot more tomorrow, probably, but we still have the Big Brother betting odds to win to look at, so here are the Big Brother betting odds to win for Glyn, Nikki and Pete, with betting odds from PaddyPower.com…

Glyn - Whisper it, but perhaps Glyn has peaked a little bit too early. The shy, silent boy from the Valleys who entered the Big Brother house 40 days ago has blossomed into - well, a bit of a tit, really. Messing up cooking some pasta was endearing. Being pleased that a past-it pornstar got shitfaced and kissed him is also - at a push - endearing. Taking a minor leadership role way too seriously, genuinely believing that said past-it pornstar would have sex with you and throwing a girly strop because nobody else wants to play Spin The Bottle is less endearing. The competition is hotting up, so Glyn needs to raise his game. More out of control vomiting please! Current Big Brother betting odds - 8/1

Anyone else - Well, we know for sure that five extra housemates are being introduced to the Big Brother housemates at the end of the week, and they can't all be as shit as Susie, can they? Current Big Brother betting odds - 5/1

Nikki - There's a pattern emerging here, isn't there? Nikki throws a strop about air conditioning or beer or a spider or any random thought squeaking away at the back of her cavernous empty skull and annoys all of her fellow Big Brother housemates who nominate her. Appalled that anyone would dare nominate her, Nikki throws a series of monumental tantrums from the day the nominations are announced until Friday night, when she somehow beats the Big Brother eviction, decides that it's because the public loves her crazy tantrums, then throws a bunch more until the other housemates nominate her again. Pity has stopped this happening this week, but it'll happen again. And the funny thing is, it's working. You idiots. Current Big Brother betting odds - 9/2

Pete - Pete's so far out in front now that all the other Big Brother housemates are all falling over themselves trying to attach themselves to him in order to try and extend their stay. Nikki, it's been rumoured is using Pete to try and stay in Big Brother for a bit longer, and Aisleyne might also be doing it too. And then there's Lea. And what can Pete do? He can't lash out, since that would destroy his carefully constructed 'sensitive chap' image. And if he makes a move on any one of the girls, the other two will destroy the Big Brother house in a fit of anger. And Pete's in for the long haul, so he can't pray for a swift eviction, either. Luckily for Pete, we've got just the solution - it involves punching yourself in the throat all the time and shouting "wankers" uncontrollably. Current Big Brother betting odds - 4/11

Hecklerspray recommends: 

Free £10 bet at PaddyPower

Free £25 bet at SportingOdds.com

Free bets or £100 cashback at SportingIndex

[story by Stuart Heritage]