Big Brother Betting Odds - Stu’s Gone, Mikey’s Still Favourite

Stuart finally got his “wish” this weekend and became the ninth person to be evicted from the ever dwindling Big Brother house.

The soon to be front cover model of every Heat magazine for the rest of eternity received a mixed reaction from the crowd, shrill screams of affection from the moist army of girls in the audience and begrudging boos from the boys. However, special mention has to go to Stu for his ill-advised yet hilarious attempt at crowd surfing: jump, crowd parts in confusion and hit the floor. Textbook.

Housemates fought in the battle of the century for this week’s much coveted and strategically invaluable Head of House(tm) title. Well, they stood still for around 20 minutes painted as various famous statues until it came down to Mo and Rex. Rex took the title by being the best at being still for the longest amount of time; after all he can do literally anything he sets his mind to.

So with Rex as the new head of house how does that shape the dynamics for the other housemates, will his ever changing sociopathic tendencies shine though even more, will he finally argue at Nicole long enough about NOTHING to push her before she jumps and will Mikey obey his new ginger master? As always, Paddy Power have their say on the matter.

Mikey is still the nation’s favourite food smeared all over their face, outspoken, Scottish blind chap. He even managed to top the nob in cup-gate incident this week by revealing to the assembled housemates that he once accepted a top award for the radio station he works at with, yes you’ve guessed it… his nob out. Still he is blind didn’t you know, so if you don’t bet on him you are against blind people… you sicken me. Big Brother Betting Odds - 2-1.

Darnell is increasingly paranoid as time goes by in the house. His confidence is still shockingly shaken post Sara-11, where she decided that Stu is more her type than bubble-butted reformed bad boy, D-Dog. His natural charm is still flowing though mainly due to the fact that he is the most twitchy and crazy housemate for a good few years. Big Brother Betting Odds - 5-2.

Rachel’s spirits have risen after she survived this week’s eviction and got a little party to celebrate where she ate a lot of marmite sandwiches. In a very clumsy analogy, Rachel is increasingly the marmite housemate; you either love her or hate her. Either way she is still in and still being bullied on all fronts, but at least she is still one of the favourites. Big Brother Betting Odds - 7-2.

Kat has managed to lower the public’s view of her silly voiced charm and excitable mushroom face this week after numerous dull tantrums and going on about cookies once again, yes Kat we can tell from looking at you that you ruddy LOVE cookies. Well done, have a cookie, actually best not. There is a credit-munch on at the moment you know. Big Brother Betting Odds - 6-1.

Lisa, the self styled Amazonian mental is still well liked in the house, well she confuses people so much with her constant life lessons, boasting and plain insanity that they forget to nominate her each week. Plus better not say much about her otherwise Mario might jump on my head then escape down a handy nearby green pipe. A cert for the final week. Big Brother Betting Odds - 7-1.

Rex, where to even begin? Rex’s Machiavellian plan seems to be coming to fruition this week after being crowned head of house for the first time, thereby becoming immune from this week’s nominations and hence surviving until the final week. Remember Nasty Nick? He wasn’t actually nasty, let’s face it: Mugabe ain’t got nothing on Rex. His constant bickering with ‘love of his life’ posho Nicole will soon come to a head when his transformation to the dark side will be complete, and he will on national television electrocute Nicole with finger lightening after she disobeys her master. Big Brother Betting Odds - 20-1.

Sara, lovely Aussie Sara. The excitable Aussie beaut (see what I did there) is still an outsider as far as winning is concerned, probably by alienating all the female viewers by trying, albeit unsuccessfully, to cosy up to best Dad in the world Stu and rejecting loveable Darnell. Big Brother Betting Odds - 40-1.

Mohamed has been the victim of his own gluttony again this week thereby almost guaranteeing himself to be nominated, plus he has developed an inappropriate crush on Sara which he cringingly works on every time they are left alone for more than 3 seconds. Big Brother Betting Odds - 50-1.

And finally, Nicole the spoilt, trophy ‘wife’ of despotic dictator Rex has managed to be so pointless and annoying she has found herself in a situation where Paddy Power has given her lower odds than an if Abu Hamza were to enter the house, so unlucky. Big Brother Betting Odds - 200-1.

So how will Rex’s first full day as head of house go? Will the levels of paranoia keep on rising and will Mikey tell us another nob related story, come back tomorrow and find out. In the meantime, check with Paddy Power for up to the minute odds on the sods in the house.

Story By Ben Morrison - sorry about the lateness!