Water, water everywhere – and Mikey’s splashing it about. Thank you Mikey for livening up the house with your small-yellow-duck spraying antics. Some excitement at last.

And thank you too Mikey for winding up Rex - someone had to but only the bald, blind, slightly mental Scot had the balls. Or the duck and the jug.

And, excuse me, why is everyone getting so het up about a little bit of water? For God’s sake Kat, lighten up you sad little odd-bod. You fell asleep, deal with it. Rex – you fell asleep too: DEAL WITH IT YOU IDIOT.

Rex got quite riled: “You’re starting to annoy people with your little duck and your jug,” he yelled. Well Rex, you’re starting to annoy me with your mouth and your clingy blonde.

But in the midst of all these watering downs and ill-feeling, at least we can rely on Paddy Power to keep us up to speed on the latest Big Brother betting odds.

There are some really fragile egos in that house and it comes to something when a small splash of water from a blind guy with a small yellow duck which has a tiny hole in it – which you could quite easily evade because, hey, rocket scientists: he’s blind – starts a group argument and then a Big Brother cold war.

But Stuart started to wake up a little yesterday – about time too. Up for for the chop this week, after he was disappointed not to leave last Friday when Dale was voted out, Stu began to stir things up, winding up half of the housemates while encouraging the others to get shirty.

Good on ya, that’s the Stu we want. But can he fight off the challenge of Rachel? Big Brother betting odds - 1-10

Rachel has continued to just be herself, sitting on some fences, every now and then having an opinion about something and generally confusing the housemates by being both genuine and nice. They may not trust her in the house but she’s still favourite to stay in this week’s eviction. Big Brother betting odds - 5-1

Yesterday we looked at the favourites to win, with Mikey, Rachel and Kat way out in front. There seems to be little chance according to Paddy Power that anyone else will walk away with the title this time around. But wait - don’t write off Sara just yet.

Her flirting is becoming more obvious and she is certainly playing off Darnell against Stu – and the Aussie chick is becoming more interesting. She is getting close to Darnell while wanting Stuart - her little looks told us all the story. The flirt to worry the faves? Big Brother betting odds – 25-1

Rex, BB’s big arse, is unlikely to garner enough to support to win it because, quite simply, he’s a wanker. But if you fancy a cheeky punt on the ginger whinger, then you could make a few quid if a miracle happens. Just don’t go anywhere near him with that holy duck water. Big Brother betting odds – 28-1

Then there are the ‘don’t waste your money’ duo – Nicole (yawn, bloody yawn), the blonde airhead waste-of-space, and Mo, who just doesn’t appeal to anyone, even himself I should imagine.

Nicole, as Mikey quite rightly pointed out yesterday, didn’t even audition for BB – so why should she even be in there? And Mo. Fat Mo, Lazy Mo, Tiresome Mo, Slow Mo… Go Mo. Big brother betting odds… Nicole an impossible 100-1 – Mo to go? No, then it’s 40-1 for you

Tomorrow: the eviction race… is it a race? Anyway - the eviction ‘thing’ hots up as we get towards D-Day for either Rachel or Stuart. Will the pretty boy manage to pull something out of the bag, or will the fact that the public actually like Rachel make it impossible for him to stay? Check with Paddy Power for regular updates on each housemates’ odds.

Story By Richard Hughes.