It’s been all go in the Big Brother house lately. OK, not all go. Partly go. Barely go. Look, Big Brother’s on. Isn’t that enough?

What’s been happening in the world of Big Brother so far? Well, new boy Stuart continues to make waves by looking a bit like a vinyl sex doll and getting Sylvia all sad because he doesn’t want to jam his tongue into her gob quite as much as she wants to with him. Speaking of tongues – Mario and Lisa, stop it now. Just stop it. Watching you play Spin The Bottle recently was like watching a hungry dog gnaw the face off its dead owner. It’s horrible. Stop it.

Anyway, who’ll win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Mohamed, Dale, Rex, Stuart and Rebecca, with help from Paddy Power…