Paddy Power reckon there’s a good chance that Steph (2-1) could be climbing the Big Brother stairs out of the house tomorrow.

It’s between her and favourite Mario (1/3), with his man-like girlfriend Lisa an outsider at 18-1 and northern salt-of-the-earth talent show host Luke safe as house. Mind you, that’s not saying much in this current climate?

I’m in two minds over Steph at the moment. One minute I can’t stand her sulky, open-mouth, incredulous face, the next I watch bewildered as she stands up to bully Alex while others around back off and shy away from confrontation.

I certainly don’t want to see her to go – that would mean Mario and Lisa staying, and the possibility of the watching those bucket hands rubbing baby oil into his leathery torso again is giving me sleepless nights. I don’t think I could stand that.

It was during this disgusting scene that he had the cheek to slag off Steph and Jen for their ‘degrading’ attire during the talent show. Yet, there he was, lying on his bed wearing a pair of nine-year-old boys pants getting a back rub from his own personal fish wife.

Finally, Steph told the annoying tosser to shut up – and how did he react. He paused for a moment before calling her – wait for it – a hemorrhoid!

Steph has had a pop at Alex, too. She stood up for Jen again – and the Vicky Pollard-like one – when they clashed with the potty-mouthed, hard-done-by stir-fry-thief over soggy chips.

However much it winds me up to see her make-up-less blank expression in the morning, I can’t help but admire Steph for getting stuck in where others have failed to.

Mario’s comments to Jen were disgusting. If she wants to dress up with Steph and pretend to be a Cheeky Girl, then he should keep his big, fat mouth shut. Especially after his sickening performance in the diary room on his birthday.

Jen seems to have a problem with confidence, which isn’t surprising being a 22-year-old single mum, and he completely killed her when all she was planning to do was have a bit of fun. It’s hardly invading Poland, is it?

Steph and Jen looked great in their hotpants, and Mario’s 43-year-old ardour was probably dampened by the man-hands rubbing his back. If Lisa hadn’t been there – he would have enjoyed every moment of Steph and Jen’s parading in and out of the bedroom in their skimpies. The two-faced cock.

Nope. I can’t stand him. Steph and Luke to stay. Mario or Lisa and get kicked out. C’mon you guys, get voting and get betting. Paddy Power say Lisa still has a chance of staying at 18/1. Grab a bit of that here.

By Richard Hughes