Big Brother Betting Odds: Slop’s Up, Carole Out Tomorrow?

Big Brother's been in rare form this week - first Big Brother has forced the housemates to stay awake for three and a half days and, now that they've failed, it's forcing them to only eat what looks horrifyingly like wallpaper paste.

Perhaps if Jack Bauer had been taking notes from Big Brother, the last season of 24 wouldn't have been so useless. Or maybe it's the other way around and Big Brother has been taking torture notes from 24. Either way we couldn't be enjoying it any more - at least until next week when, having failed the Big Brother 'kill the youngest member of your family with the back of a shovel' task, Ziggy, Laura and Brian are forced to sit down with their feet in buckets of water while men hold electrical wires from household appliances to their temples and the other Big Brother housemates are stripped naked and forced into human pyramids. Yes, we'd like that.

Billi, Carole and Tracey are up for Big Brother eviction tomorrow, so here are the Big Brother betting odds for Carole and Tracey, with betting odds coming from Paddy Power…

Carole - Now here's a surprise; Carole's been nominated for Big Brother eviction. Wait, did we say 'surprise'? We meant 'bone-crushing inevitability'. The reasons for Carole's Big Brother nominations are the same as the reasons for Carole's Big Brother nominations every week - Carole enforces the house rules too much, Carole stops everyone from making a mess, Carole looks the most like a poverty-stricken character from a Dickens novel, blah blah blah. But here's the thing - Carole won't be evicted from the Big Brother house because, as with the last few weeks, she's up against a couple of giant wankers. This means two things, really - 1) Carole knows how unpopular she is with the Big Brother housemates, but her repeated eviction survival makes her think that she's invincible and that she can do what she likes, and 2) Carole's wrong; she's not superhuman - in fact she's only marginally less of a dick than the other two - so when she does get evicted in a couple of weeks it'll be all the funnier. Current Big Brother betting odds - 16/1

Tracey - Funny one Tracey. She's an easy Big Brother housemate to watch on TV, pretty much because all she does is mooch around churning out the same four tired old catchphrases, which is a quality that edits down into a one-hour show pretty easily. But, god, imagine actually living with Tracey. Actually imagine being stuck with her and not being able to either escape or knock her unconscious with a table-lamp because of all the cameras on you. That's why Tracey has been nominated for Big Brother eviction yet again, and the way that not having any cigarettes to smoke has turned her into a sort of spaced-out raver version of the Incredible Hulk probably isn't endearing Tracey to anyone either. But will Tracey be evicted from the Big Brother house tomorrow night? Come on, have you actually seen Billi? Current Big Brother betting odds - 14/1

Tomorrow - the Big Brother betting odds for Billi. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds… and get a free £10 bet as well!