Big Brother Betting Odds: Carole, Billi & Tracey Up, Brian To Win?

Well that didn't last long - just as soon as we were getting excited at the prospect of some sleep deprived Big Brother arguments, the Big Brother housemates all decided to quit this week's genius insomnia task like a bunch of rubbish girls.

Useless - in the end the Big Brother housemates decided that they'd have one of their special house votes to determine whether or not they'd quit the task, and they did. Just like they quit the Big Brother sardines task. It seems like this group of Big Brother housemates don't do endurance, and so we've decided that a better way to test them would be to give them very short, very intense tasks. Like, for instance, setting the Big Brother house on fire and seeing if they're able to escape. Or electrocuting one of them in the shower. That sort of thing.

This week's Big Brother housemates up for eviction are Billi, Carole and Tracey. We'll be coming to that tomorrow, but for now here's the final part of this week's Big Brother betting odds to win - for Chanelle, Brian, Gerry and Liam - with betting odds from Paddy Power…

Chanelle - It's weird that Chanelle is the Big Brother housemate who all the men seem to be scrapping over because, well, she's Chanelle. And Chanelle is probably the biggest fuckplank in the Big Brother house. A girl with a freakish belief that she looks like Victoria Beckham - when, according to a facial recognition website, she looks more like the boy from the Narnia film - Chanelle has cleverly ensured that she's the centre of attention by making sure that her relationship with Ziggy is on and off more times than Lindsay Lohan's knickers. Which, we'll begrudgingly admit, is pretty impressive for a dour, slightly stupid northerner who'd be a shoo-in for a lead if Hollyoaks ever produced a special Hollyoaks: Alarmingly Awful Human Beings spin-off. Current Big Brother betting odds - 7/1

Brian - Big Brother loves earnestly stupid housemates. It loved Welsh Helen and it even loved Jade Goody before she got all racist. And Brian looks like he's going to be the latest earnestly stupid Big Brother housemate. Last week Laura and Seany convinced Brian that there was no electricity in Wales, and Brian ate it all up, even becoming so angry at the plight of the Welsh that he told them to write a letter to Tony Blair about it. We're looking forward to see just what other shitbrained stupidity Brian gets up to during his next few days in the Big Brother house - the way he's going it's a matter of days before Brian sees his reflection in the back of a spoon, convinces himself that there's a man trapped in the spoon and spends three years trying to rescue him with his fingernails. Current Big Brother betting odds - 7/1

Gerry - Despite having it on good authority that Gerry is first class at turning people to drink with nothing but his own awfulness, Gerry is emerging as a potential Big Brother winner. We haven't been able to figure out why yet, because Gerry is so uptight that he shat a brick when Seany put a condom on his teddy bear's head. Gerry is obviously in the running to win Big Brother because he's comparatively level-headed and the nearest thing to  a father figure in the house. Personally we don't want Gerry to win Big Brother, but we do want to keep him in the Big Brother house for as long as possible, because at the rate that Gerry is gaining weight he'll need to be evicted with a crane if he lasts the distance. Current Big Brother betting odds - 5/1

Liam - After Liam won the £100,000 last week, there was a lot of talk about how he'd change as a person. In truth he didn't change a jot, primarily because you need a personality to be able to change. Liam's genial enough - not threatening or rude or anything - but we can't help thinking that it'd be nicer if he wasn't so bloody dull all the time. Not even the prospect of a romantic dalliance with Nicky can excite Liam, although he is only human. However, we would like to see Liam win Big Brother, just to see the looks on the other housemates' faces when they realise that Liam has won £100,000 twice. Current Big Brother betting odds - 7/2

Tomorrow - Big Brother eviction betting odds. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds… and get a free £10 bet as well!