By all accounts, this has been a slow week in the Big Brother house – neither the introduction of Seany and Gerry nor the departure of Lesley have really managed to set anything alight, so perhaps tonight's Big Brother eviction will.

Actually, even without an eviction we can see the Big Brother housemates imploding within the next seven days – the low-level griping about food that's characterised this week is getting tenser and tenser by the second and, since Big Brother has imposed basic rations on the house this week, it doesn't take a genius to see that everything's going to fall apart pretty spectacularly very soon. So tantrums, arguments and fistfights – plus we get to lose a Big Brother housemate tonight as well. Result – only the inclusion of an angry rabid donkey into the Big Brother house could cheer us up more.

But who's going to leave the Big Brother house tonight? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Shabnam, with betting odds coming from Paddy Power…

Shabnam – The worst thing to happen in the wake of last week's racism storm was that Emily was removed from the Big Brother house before Shabnam could get evicted properly. That was in week one, of course, when Shabnam was still trying so ridiculously hard to be the world's craziest kook that we'd have happily fired her out of a cannon into the world's biggest metal spike. But now it's week two, and we're beginning to see Shabnam's true colours – trouble is they're just as objectionable as they were last week. Shabnam's Big Brother behaviour has insidiously changed from million mph "Look at me look at me look at me!" to a sort of creeping lethargy that doesn't involve any actual contribution to the Big Brother house, combined with a weird David Brent-style delusion that makes her believe that a funny-looking babbling girl with too much make-up is the most entertaining thing in the universe. It's not, obviously, which is why we're sure today is Shabnam's last day in the Big Brother house. Current Big Brother betting odds – 1/33

Next week – we start the whole sorry Big Brother rollercoaster all over again. But if that's too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds… and get a free £10 bet as well!