Big Brother Betting Odds: Sex In The Big Brother House?

You can’t hide from it any longer - Big Brother starts tomorrow. Lucky us, huh? Lucky, lucky us.

Come Friday morning we’ll have a comprehensive rundown on exactly why the new Big Brother housemates all deserve to be drowned in a bucket of their own piss, but before then we’ve got a handful of Big Brother special betting odds to get through. And, although you’ll deny it, this is the one you really want to come true. Perverts.

Here are the Big Brother betting odds for sex to happen in the Big Brother house this year, with help from Paddy Power…

Sex to occur in this year’s Big Brother house - It’s all anyone wants, really, isn’t it? People only watch Big Brother in the hope that two of the clueless borderline special needs students inside the Big Brother house will get shitfaced on rubbish cider and have it off in front of everyone and you can see at least one female nipple during it. But in nine years all Big Brother has given us is a series of messy fumbles, some instantly-denied sexual activity and Kinga, the woman who shagged herself with a wine bottle. Will there be any Big Brother sex this year? Doubtful. And even if there is, the only way you’ll actually win any money from this one is if it’s full sexual intercourse and it’s confirmed by officials from either Channel Four or Endemol. Incidentally, that goes for real life, too - if you’ve never had sexual intercourse confirmed by Channel Four then technically you’re still a virgin. Ha ha . Virgin. Current Big Brother betting odds - 3/1

Tomorrow - a Big Brother foreign exchange program? But if that’s too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to Paddy Power to see the full list of Big Brother betting odds.