Well it took 84 days, but Big Brother finally got exciting last night. Well, maybe exciting isn’t the word. Something happened on Big Brother last night. Does that count?

In what has to be a nudge to the British public to remind everyone that it still existed, last night Big Brother made the remaining housemates nominate each other face to face on live TV. Then Sara and Lisa – the two housemates with the most votes – had some sort of convoluted quiz thing to go through before one of them won £50,000. Except they both ended up splitting the prize in two and doing a kind of piggyback thing around the room for a bit. They’re still up, though.

Are you still with us? Sara and Lisa are still up for Big Brother eviction tomorrow. That’s the important part. Well, maybe important isn’t the word…

So who’ll go tomorrow? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Sara to win the show, with help from Paddy Power…

Sara – Not an incredible surprise that Sara’s up for Big Brother eviction this week, since she’s had such a bizarre time of it lately. First off, her cockteasy exploits with Darnell ended up shitting the bed in dramatic style when he had a gigantic shuddering meltdown and started calling her an ‘ugly bitch’ in that unsettlingly angry way of his. And then Rex made her cry, although that was more predictable – Rex makes everyone cry because he’s got a weird lumpy ginger skull. Anyway, since Sara’s up for Big Brother eviction against Lisa, we’d have to guess that she doesn’t stand much chance of surviving, partly due to Lisa’s psychological mother-figure position in the Big Brother house, and partly because listening to Sara speak is as painful as shitting giant shards of glass. Current Big Brother betting odds -33/1

Tomorrow – Lisa’s Big Brother eviction betting odds. But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to Paddy Power to see the full list of Big Brother betting odds.