Big Brother Betting Odds – Sam Out Tomorrow?
We can't believe our eyes, ears or mind – an entire week has passed in the Big Brother house without any Big Brother walkouts. What the hell is going on? Let's get someone out – and quick!
As announced on Tuesday night, the Big Brother housemates facing eviction on Friday are Nikki and Sam. You remember who Nikki and Sam are, don't you? One has a dick, the other is a dick. Ahh, that's right, you understand now. In a way, it'll be a shame to split Sam and Nikki up – they're a great double act. Nikki is convinced that – despite being a homosexual man in a pre-op transsexual's body (or "man-beast" as Nikki charmingly calls him) – Sam fancies Nikki, as "he is a man, so he must." Make the most of this partnership, we've only got a few more days of it.
So here are the Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Nikki and Sam, with betting odds provided by PaddyPower.com…
Nikki - Is it just us, or is Nikki slowly turning into Vanessa Feltz? It's all there: the blond hair, the deranged misbelief in her sexual powers, the ridiculous voice that sounds like a hairdresser choking on a whole day's sweeping. Anyway, Nikki has spent the last week mainly by doing three things; Nikki has been annoying Lea – or at least, we think Lea's annoyed, it's so hard to tell with those eyebrows; Nikki has also been going into the Big Brother diary room every ten seconds to throw her usual "Oh, it's all too much for me" tantrums, and she's been pissing all over the Big Brother toilet seat. Like a bloke, which is ironic, bearing in mind what she's been saying about Sam. Current Big Brother betting odds – 7/2
Sam – Sam has made the worst impression on the Big Brother housemates since, ooh, Shahbaz at least. Sam's constant, needy attention-seeking mothering of everyone in the Big Brother house has had the exact reverse effect than what he probably anticipated. Instead of thinking "Oh, that Sam is a very genuine person," everyone thinks "Urgh, that grotesque man-beast." OK, not everyone. Just Nikki. But still, one of Sam's strategies to get people to like him was – bizarrely – to slag off everyone behind their backs in a "I really like X, but…" way. And it's turned around and kicked him in the arse. She should be careful about that happening, too, since it's where she tucks her balls. Current Big Brother betting odds – 1/6
Tomorrow – more Big Brother betting odds! But until then, don't forget to check out the latest Big Brother betting odds, from any number of these brilliant betting websites. Good luck!
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[story by Stuart Heritage]
