The Big Brother Gods – in association with delicious chocolatey snacks for fat buggers – have spoken. No sooner than Sam inevitably got kicked out of the Big Brother house, we said hello to Susie.

And Susie is… just the sort of fame-hungry idiot that normally gets into the Big Brother house, which is a bit disappointing. But still, Susie controls who gets nominated for eviction this week so at least we’ll have some horrifyingly toe-curling bum licking to keep us entertained as the Big Brother housemates, who are slowly learning that the Big Brother eviction mob hates everyone indiscriminately and getting more scared by the day, try and frantically curry favour with her.

So here’s part one of our weekly look at the Big Brother betting odds to win – for Grace, Lea, Lisa and Imogen, with betting odds coming from PaddyPower.com…