Forget the Big Brother housemates who we've already lost – Shahbaz, Dawn and that girl with the bad diction – because from now on, Big Brother is all about Sam and Aisleyne.
After the Big Brother housemates had to endure the lousy Meal Or No Meal task – possibly a new low in the history of lousy Big Brother tasks – the payoff was the introduction of two new Big Brother housemates. Sam, a mouthy Scottish pre-op transsexual, and Chantelle Aisleyne, a woman who's more or less genetically identical to Chantelle, except she's more likely to steal Sezer away from Imogen, make her cry and than have sex with anyone within reach all over the TV.
We'll be looking at the Big Brother betting odds for Sam and Aisleyne over the course of the next couple of days, but here's the start of our weekly Big Brother betting odds roundups, starting with the betting odds to win of the Big Brother outsiders – that's Grace, Lea, Sezer and Mikey if you didn't know – with betting odds coming from PaddyPower.com…
Grace – In the Big Brother house at the moment, the most entertaining thing of late – OK, the only entertaining thing of late – has been the rivalry between Grace and Nikki. Nikki wants boys to fancy her, but they all fancy Grace. Nikki wants to be rich, but Grace is already rich. Nikki wants to be something other than a whining, self-obsessed child, but Grace already is. So Grace seems to be doing her Big Brother job of annoying the stupid girl, but she doesn't do anything else, and a slightly monkeyish face is no compensation for having zero personality. Current Big Brother betting odds – 40/1
Lea – Lea is famously the first Big Brother mother, and she has occasionally shown flashes of her mothering skills. Since these have involved – at various points – comforting a sad housemate by crawling into bed with him and kissing his ears, rubbing her massive gruesome tits into a Welsh boy's face and screaming "I home in on cock!" to a swimming Canadian, we can only be deeply thankful that we aren't Lea's kid. Especially if her weird, permanently astonished eyebrows are genetic… Current Big Brother betting odds – 40/1
Sezer – It's taken more than a week to figure it out, but we've finally put our fingers on it – Sezer is basically Maxwell from last year's Big Brother. All the signs are there; a hatred of people who are different – compare locking Shahbaz out of the Big Brother house and stealing his clothes with picking a scab and dropping it into Science's food – and a creepy cockney obsession with trying to have it off with girls on TV. We can start to feel the public opinion for Sezer starting to slide so – when the Big Brother housemates eventually put him up for eviction, we'd guess that Sezer will be done for. Current Big Brother betting odds – 33/1
Mikey – Apart from looking like the stand-in that Vernon Kay uses when someone wants to bludgeon him in the face with a breezeblock, what has Mikey actually done? Not all that much, to be honest. He's been a bit kissy with Grace, and he infuriatingly peppers all of his sentences with the word "lad," but what else has Mikey done in the Big Brother house? Nothing, that's what. Mikey's playing the quiet game, so he'll probably get through to the last handful of Big Brother contestants, but actually winning Big Brother? Big Brother viewers aren't dumb enough to let a dim, silent northerner win, are they? Think again – one word: Anthony. Current Big Brother betting odds – 22/1
Tomorrow – more Big Brother betting odds! But until then, don't forget to check out the latest Big Brother betting odds, from any number of these brilliant betting websites. Good luck!
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[story by Stuart Heritage]
