Tomorrow’s Big Brother eviction is going to be a Rex Vs Jennifer showdown – which one do you like most?

No, wait, we phrased that wrong – we meant ‘which one would you be slightly more hesitant about punching to the ground?’ because, let’s face it, neither of them are exactly likeable, are they? And anyway, what’s with this whole ‘normal Big Brother eviction process’ thing? Surely it’s that time of week where a Big Brother housemate is removed for being wildly threatening and the eviction is put in jeopardy? Isn’t that how it works this season?

Anyway, here are the Big Brother betting odds for Rex to be evicted, with help from Paddy Power…

Rex – Oh, let’s not dick about here. Rex isn’t going to be evicted from the Big Brother house tomorrow. Rex wouldn’t be evicted from the Big Brother house if they discovered he’d been keeping all his relatives in a Josef Fritzel-style sex dungeon. Yes he’s a bit arrogant, yes he probably owns shoes that are worth more than all your possessions combined, yes he lists ‘being incredibly smug’ and ‘mucking up other people’s drawings with his fingers’ among his hobbies, but for the simple fact that Rex isn’t Jennifer, it’s probably safe to assume that he’ll escape tomorrow’s Big Brother eviction. And who knows, if he’s given another week in the Big Brother house, Rex might even achieve the impossible and do something interesting. No, we’re asking too much. Current Big Brother betting odds – 8/1

Tomorrow: Jennifer’s Big Brother eviction odds. But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to Paddy Power to see the full list of Big Brother betting odds.