Tomorrow either Rex or Belinda will be evicted from the Big Brother house, and who goes depends on how arsed you can be to actually vote for either of them.

But why vote? All you’re doing is putting money directly into Davina McCall‘s hairdressing fund. No, it’s a much better idea to bet on the Big Brother eviction. At least that way you stand to gain something from Big Brother other than a headache and a mild sense of self-loathing.

Belinda’s betting odds come tomorrow, but for now here are the Big Brother betting odds for Rex’s eviction, with help from Paddy Power…

Rex – This is starting to horrify us slightly. Nobody likes Rex. Nobody. None of the Big Brother housemates like Rex. You don’t like Rex. We’d be surprised if any of Rex’s family particularly like Rex. And yet Rex won’t be the housemate evicted from Big Brother tomorrow night. Why’s that? Because he doesn’t have a personality, that’s why. He’s always going to survive Big Brother evictions against people who actually do stuff because nobody ever thinks about him enough to pick up their phones and spend their wages voting him out. Unless, of course, he starts prattling on about how he’s accomplished all of his goals again. If he does that once more we’ll stab a grappling hook through his balls and haul him out of the Big Brother house ourselves. Big Brother betting odds – 9/2

Tomorrow: Belinda’s eviction odds. We just told you that. Are you stupid? But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to Paddy Power to see the full list of Big Brother betting odds.