Outrageously two-faced Alexandra’s time in the house must be up.

Surely it’s all over for the whining cow. Let’s get rid as soon as she’s up for eviction. But hang on, Paddy Power thinks she might walk (4/1).

Now wouldn’t that be a bonus. We could get rid of Mario too then.

These two need to go as soon as possible. They are beyond entertaining now.

They have become galling to watch. Alexandra’s outburst about housemates talking behind other housemates’ backs highlighted her obvious insanity, while Mario has reached all-time record-breaking levels of creepiness this week.

Watching him sitting in the bath with his products and his anti-trophy wife exfoliating was quite disgusting. Not for the first time this series, that man made me feel ill.

And yesterday, for the first time, I actually felt sorry for Lisa. Okay, she did look horrible in that lipstick, but his reaction on seeing her was priceless.

“What you got on your face love. It doesn’t suit you, you look like the Joker.”

Of course, he was right. But it was her quick turn and “I’ll take it off then” that surprised me. God it must be fun in their house.

“You’re not going out like that”, “It’s time you went to bed love, you need your beauty sleep”, “Stick a porno on love, the old man needs to see some action.”

“Yes Mario, yes Mario, yes Mario. Three bags full Mario. Shall I have another tit job Mario?”

So he can go. And so can vile backstabbing Alex. Her cohort has finally seen through her. Sylvia has finally realised it’s time to disassociate herself from Evil Edna.

And Dean was spot on when he told Big Brother he only thought she was being nice because nominations were due.

She thinks – no – knows in her twisted head she’s right all the time, when in fact she’s hardly ever on the same page as anyone else.

My favourite moment of the last couple of days was when she asked by Kat what was being cooked. “Shepherd’s pie,” she snapped back,” adding: “Or cottage pie as Rex insists on calling it.”

Rex, who was standing cooking behind her quickly pointed out: “It’s cottage pie. Shepherd’s pie is lamb and cottage pie is beef.”

For once, she didn’t have an answer. Hurrah.

Mind you, if it’s quotes you’re after, my favourite of the week so far is Luke’s: “We licked all those crisps for jack all.”

Luke’s fast becoming gold dust. And his Paddy Power odds to win are still 3\1 and he will surely overtake Kat sooner or later. The more annoying she gets, the sooner it’s likely to be. C’mon Luke, keep it up son.

Story by Richard Hughes