Big Brother's Fake Week is coming to a close now that fake Big Brother housemate Pauline has been exposed as a sham and the remaining Big Brother housemates have been given fake punishments like gluing sweetcorn back onto their cobs.
But Big Brother is saving the biggest slice of fakery for tomorrow night – when either Nicky or Charley will get evicted from the Big Brother house, have the obligatory toe-curling interview with Davina and then return to the house armed with all the knowledge that a 15-minute chat with a screaming attention seeker can offer. But who goes and then, shortly afterwards, comes back? Let's find out, shall we?
Here are the Big Brother betting odds for tomorrow's eviction for Nicky, with help from Paddy Power…
Nicky – Let's face it, it doesn't matter if Nicky or Charley gets evicted from Big Brother tomorrow night since whoever leaves the house is going straight back in 15 minutes later anyway. So you're not voting for the Big Brother housemate you dislike the most – or even the Big Brother housemate you like the most – but the Big Brother housemate who you think will have the biggest spaz-attack when they get evicted, see who nominated them and go back into the Big Brother house again. Fortunately, Nicky isn't any of these things. Nobody likes Nicky, nobody hates Nicky. Nicky is just sort of… there. And Nicky's Big Brother insignificance is so great that she may as well have not even got nominated for eviction this week, as the outcome of the voting is such a sure thing this week. Current Big Brother betting odds – 7/1
Tomorrow: Big Brother betting odds for Charley's eviction. But if that's too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds… and get a free £10 bet as well!