Yesterday we took our first look of the week at the Big Brother betting odds. And now it's time to finish looking at the chances that the Big Brother housemates having of winning the show.
The last few days in the Big Brother house have – despite Lea's claims that this will be the most positive-ever series of Big Brother – been a mess of screeching, bitching, crying and endless talking into bathroom mirrors about themselves. And that's just Shahbaz. If he manages to make it out of the Big Brother house alive, we'd be thoroughly surprised.
Yesterday we looked at the betting odds of the Big Brother outsiders, so now it's time to look at the favourites' Big Brother betting odds, with help from PaddyPower…
Lisa – Lisa, the shouting Chinese Manc, is another member of the Big Brotherhood. But she's the nice one, because she's split the contents of her suitcase with the rest of the Big Brother housemates. She's safe from eviction for now, but – Jesus – it'd be nice if she shut up for a bit. Current Big Brother betting odds – 14/1
George – Posh George hasn't done a single thing on Big Brother yet. Not a single thing. Does posh George have anything up his sleeves? Probably a swan, the big posh git. Current Big Brother betting odds – 12/1
Mikey – He's northern, he's good-looking(ish), he has a vocabulary of about six words… wait a minute – Mikey is Anthony from Big Brother 2005! And look what happened to him. Current Big Brother betting odds – 11/1
Sezer – We can't work Sezer out. He's gone to extreme ends to point out that Shahbaz has got a flawed gameplan by trying to be the centre of attention all the time, but then he gets naked at any opportunity and has tried to leap into bed with all the girls. We can see Sezer getting annoying quite quickly, to be honest. Current Big Brother betting odds – 10/1
Imogen – We're impressed. Not only is Imogen the prettiest Big Brother housemate, she also seems to be the least melodramatic. We're positive that all this will change, though, as Sezer's constant attempts to hump her leg will either result in a spot of Big Brother nookie or the first-ever Big Brother murder… Current Big Brother betting odds – 9/1
Richard – Richard is the least impressive sexual terrorist we've ever seen. He should be flinging handfuls of his bodily fluids at all the Big Brother housemates all the time, but instead he's giving fatherly talks to wayward housemates. Rubbish! But he's doing well at the Big Brother betting odds thing. Current Big Brother betting odds – 8/1
Anyone Else – Let's face it, the Big Brother housemates in the house at the moment are a total shower of shit. More housemates are bound to enter the house sooner or later, and they've got to be better than these wankers, haven't they? Current Big Brother betting odds – 7/2
Pete – Pete's got it all, a Gareth Gates-style disability to warm the hearts of the sensitive Big Brother viewers, a sensible, open-minded outlook that gives him a sense of being this year's Big Brother everyman, plus he shouts "WANKERS!" a lot. And that is flipping hilarious. Hooray for exploiting the mentally ill! The early favourite. Current Big Brother betting odds – 9/4
Tomorrow – more Big Brother betting odds! But until then, don't forget to check out the latest Big Brother betting odds, from any number of these brilliant betting websites. Good luck!
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[story by Stuart Heritage]
