The Big Brother housemates have waded through their first weekend in the Big Brother house. Can't work out who's who yet? Good job we've got these Big Brother betting odds for you, then.

The first weekend of any Big Brother is usually characterised by a kind of manic, formless squawking where each of the Big Brother housemates tries to impose their personality over everyone else at the cost of any kind of cohesive storyline. And, seriously, what's all this Big Brotherhood arse about?

So, amid all the frantic Big Brother babbling, who is emerging as a potential Big Brother winner? God knows one of them has to. Here's the first half of this week's betting odds to win Big Brother, with help from PaddyPower…

Lea – Lea, the frightening-looking woman with too much plastic surgery, hasn't really made too much of an impression on Big Brother since she entered the Big Brother house to a cavalcade of booing and public slagging. She's apparently got the largest breasts in the UK – something which must fill her 11-year-old son with pride. She's doing Big Brother for him, you know. Longest odds of any contestant, but the way she's quick to mother the younger housemates might mean that Lea will on here for a while. Current Big Brother betting odds – 33/1

Bonnie – Bonnie – or as her name is correctly pronounced, Bonnerrrrgh – took a lot of stick on opening night for being a dislikable chav with dodgy make-up who isn't as pretty as she thinks. And she's completely fulfilling the role – she's already been crying because she doesn't think she's as popular as the other Big Brother housemates. Which she isn't. Current Big Brother betting odds – 33/1

Shahbaz – Shahbaz already has his Big Brother role: the really really really flipping annoying one. Everything Shahbaz does can be boiled down to a) shrieking "I'm so brilliant" in an annoying way or b) shrieking "love me! Why won't you love me?" in an annoying way. Normally, we'd say Shahbaz would be first out of Big Brother, but he's in this Big Brotherhood thing, so he'll be on our TV for a few more weeks. More's the pity. Current Big Brother betting odds – 28/1

Glyn – Glyn is the quiet one. Sometimes on Big Brother, you have to watch the quiet ones because they usually have a gameplan and stick it out until the Big Brother final. But we think Glyn is being quiet because he is absolutely devoid of any personality whatsoever. Current Big Brother betting odds – 25/1

Nikki – We don't know Nikki very well, but we can safely say this – if we had to make a list of all the women in the world and put them in order of who we'd like to be our girlfriend, Nikki would be right at the bottom. Normally, her voice would be enough to put us off – it's a unique mix of patronising and flustered – but her bellowing, dehydrated, needy wig-out about dying unless she's given some bottled water has more or less ensured that Nikki won't become the winner of Big Brother. Or our girlfriend. Current Big Brother betting odds – 22/1

Dawn – For someone who hates humanity, Dawn is doing a good job of being a bit friendly. She's already taken the role of the Big Brother house exercise instructor and, er, that's about it. Current Big Brother betting odds – 18/1

Grace - All Grace has done on Big Brother so far is be the target of a whole heap of testosterone. Two of the male Big Brother housemates have already tried to crawl into her bed with varying degrees of success, paving the way for a possible Big Brother  bunk-up. But wait, hasn't Grace ruled out any kind of bedroom shenanigans? Yes she has, which renders her kind of pointless, for now at least. Current Big Brother betting odds – 16/1

Tomorrow – more Big Brother betting odds! But until then, don't forget to check out the latest Big Brother betting odds, from any number of these brilliant betting websites. Good luck!

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[story by Stuart Heritage]