Big Brother Betting Odds: Now There’s A Parrot?

The new series of Big Brother is now so close you can see it, feel it and touch it - you can't smell it, though, because it stinks to high heaven of month-old BO, dog turds and the sum total of all Davina McCall's stagnant broken waters ever.

And since Big Brother is so close, we're going to just carry the hell on with these Big Brother betting odds, where we try and put our under-educated minds together in an attempt to second-guess what the Big Brother producers are planning. So far we've come up with bomb scares and anger management classes, so we don't expect that we're doing very well. But what about the subject of today's Big Brother betting odds? Surely we'll have got it together enough to take a sensible pop at what could happen by now, right? 

Here are the Big Brother betting odds for a parrot to enter the Big Brother house, with help from Paddy Power…

Big Brother to give the housemates a Parrot - Every now and again Big Brother likes to throw the Big Brother housemates some scraps. There was the year when the Big Brother housemates were given some chickens, there was the year when the Big Brother housemates were given a weird android baby thing and there was the often-forgotten year when the Big Brother housemates were put in charge of a biological weapons factory with hilarious consequences. But giving the Big Brother housemates a parrot? Genius. For a start, the parrot would hang around listening to housemates bitching to each other and then fly off and repeat choice phrases to the victim of the bitching. But most obviously, the parrot wouldn't take long to establish itself as the brains of the Big Brother house and then go onto front an ITV daytime talkshow. Celebrity parrot and an unemployed Jeremy Kyle? Yes please. Current Big Brother betting odds - 10/1 

Tomorrow - Big Brother betting odds for the return of Jade Goody. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.