OK; sit down, close your eyes, clear your mind of any unimportant thoughts and take a few deep breaths. You see, Big Brother has just got rather confusing, so this is going to need all your attention.

Remember when Big Brother said that it took rulebreaking very seriously and threw Dawn out as a result? Well, Big Brother still takes rulebreaking very seriously, but can't afford to throw out all the housemates who discussed nominations last week. So Glyn, Lea, Lisa, Imogen and Nikki, who all spoke about Big Brother nominations last week, all had to nominate each other. In front of everyone else. The five housemates had to choose one other of the five housemates to put up for eviction, and Nikki got the most votes. All the other Big Brother housemates will get to nominate normally, and the two housemates with the most votes will join Nikki in being up for Big Brother eviction on Friday.

Make sense? No? Oh, just watch the bloody programme tonight instead. We'll have the Big Brother betting odds for eviction later in the week, but for now let's concentrate on the Big Brother betting odds to win.

So here's part two of our latest Big Brother betting odds to win, for Susie, Mikey, Anyone Else and Aisleyne, with betting odds provided by PaddyPower.com…

Susie - Needless to say, having a woman supposedly chosen at random to enter the Big Brother house only to discover she's auditioned for Big Brother four times, met a bunch of the housemates at auditions and had a trial stay on Big Brother during the Big Brother rehearsals smells a bit like a fix. But credit the Big Brother bigwigs with some intelligence – if the Kit-Kat scheme was a fix, surely they'd have chosen someone a bit more, y'know, less shit. If we want to watch a middle-aged woman talk about dogs for all eternity, we'd join the WI, OK? This is a crucial time for Susie – maybe she'll get some pity points for having a glass of water chucked over her by a dancer that looks like Pob. Or maybe not, and the Big Brother 'last in, first out' rule will apply to Susie. Current Big Brother betting odds – 28/1

Mikey – If this is a crucial time for Susie, that goes double for Mikey now. Until Friday, he'd been using Grace as someone to hide behind so that he never actually had to open his mouth and address anyone. Now Mikey's shield has gone, maybe this is the time for him to do something other than constantly mumble vague statements incomprehensibly. There's been a lot of speculation that, after Grace goes, Mikey will move on to one of the other female Big Brother housemates – maybe Imogen. And we hope that does happen, for three reasons. 1) It'd annoy Grace. 2) It'd give the inclusion of Mikey in the Big Brother house a point. And 3) If we see him crying and quietly stroking a picture of Grace's face like a stupid-faced girly moron one more time, we might just have some kind of aneurysm. Current Big Brother betting odds – 20/1

Anyone Else – If you've been reading the papers lately, you'll have seen that Big Brother might reveal a second Big Brother house tomorrow. And if that happens, expect another Big Brother housemate or two to enter the house, too. It goes without saying that whoever sets foot in the Big Brother house will be just as vapidly self-regarding and desperate for approval as anyone else who's ever been on Big Brother, and it might be getting a bit late in the day to expect a newbie to win Big Brother. But they might stir things up a bit. Great, more attention-seeking screeching. Just what we need. Current Big Brother betting odds – 14/1

Aisleyne – Now, the list of things we dislike about Aisleyne is too long to go into here – mainly it revolves around the way that she has to paint on her eyebrows and how she gets more and more Jamaican the angrier she gets – but Aisleyne has shown spots of commendable behaviour in the Big Brother house. She was the only one who stood up to Grace after the water-chucking incident, and she does appear to possess some amount of intelligence. But we still have a couple of doubts about Aisleyne's ability. She is furiously against anyone who appears to be 'playing a game' even though – durr – that's sort of the point of Big Brother. And secondly; what the fuck is a 'Manteef'? Current Big Brother betting odds – 11/1

Tomorrow – more Big Brother betting odds! But until then, don't forget to check out the latest Big Brother betting odds, from any number of these brilliant betting websites. Good luck!

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[story by Stuart Heritage]