Oh, let's not beat around the bush here – there's a Big Brother eviction taking place tonight and if Nicky isn't evicted from the Big Brother house we'll eat our hats, then your hats, then a hat factory, then Hatfield, then Hattie Jacques.

But what a final week in the Big Brother house Nicky has had. Not only was she forced to dance the Agadoo 25 times on the trot at Big Brother's birthday party, but Big Brother ordered her to perform an impromptu stand-up routine which – as expected – was about as fun as snorkeling through sewage with a mosquito trapped in your ear. Obviously the result of tonight's Big Brother eviction isn't a sure thing – Gerry faces eviction just as much as Nicky does, but after the jump we'll explain to you exactly why it'll be Nicky who's evicted from the Big Brother house tonight.

So here are the Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Nicky, with help from Paddy Power…

Nicky – Look at this set of Big Brother betting odds. Just look at them. Ridiculous, aren't they? They mean, in effect, they make Nicky the least popular Big Brother housemate so far this series. And Nicky shares a house with Charley and Ziggy. Unbelievable, isn't it. Anyway, you all know why Nicky will be evicted from the Big Brother house tonight – she's miserable, humourless, unable to truly befriend anyone, she sneaks around bitching about all the other Big Brother housemates and she generally strips any room she's in of light and love and happiness and music. And even Nicky seems to have understood that she'll be out of the Big Brother house tonight, because she spends all day bumming around in that grotty little caravan refusing to talk to anyone. So hooray for Nicky who, after 10pm, will be able to walk around sucking the fun out of the entire country. Current Big Brother betting odds – 1/100

Next week - Big Brother betting odds to win for the whole bleeding lot of them. But if that's too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds… and get a free £10 bet as well!