Big Brother Betting Odds: Nicky Out, Tracey To Win?

On Friday Nicky was evicted from the Big Brother house, leaving it bereft of one listlessly dull attention-seeking numpty and sadly leaving only another ten listlessly dull attention-seeking numpties remaining in the Big Brother house.

Not much distinguished Nicky's Big Brother eviction from any of the previous Big Brother evictions, except that Nicky's eviction was a thousand times more inevitable than any of the others and Davina McCall's toddler psychology reached such a new depth that we actually chewed off one of our own feet during the exit interview. Will Nicky make it big on the outside after Big Brother? Well, we did see her shouting "I'm a sex addict!" while dressed up as a nun on the cover of a Sunday newspaper yesterday, and we believe that's the exact way that Jesus got his big break, too.

But who'll win Big Brother? Here's part one of this week's Big Brother betting odds to win - for Tracey, Ziggy and Sam - with help from Paddy Power…

Tracey - You won't have realised this, but Big Brother has been playing a trick on you. You know on Big Brother Live when they keep cutting the sound and playing in birdsong? Well sometimes when Tracey gets really angry in the Big Brother house, they cut the sound and replace it with the sound of a bear thrashing a chainsaw about at a giant swarm of bees. Only you won't have noticed because that's what Tracey's normal voice is really like anyway. But, as for actually winning Big Brother, we don't think that Tracey stands a chance. Every week she's saved from Big Brother nomination by just one vote and, as the group gets smaller, so does the hope of Tracey escaping the public vote. And, unless the public has suddenly decided to love people who look like one of the baddies out of Terrahawks, we can't see Tracey surviving many of those, either. Current Big Brother betting odds - 50/1

Ziggy - Chanelle must be so proud. This weekend it emerged that, before he went into the Big Brother house, Ziggy once had it away with Kerry Katona. Kerry Katona, for god's sake. We're not sure of the other notches on Ziggy's bedpost but, by using Kerry Katona as a yardstick, we'd imagine that Jade Goody, Lizzy Bardsley from Wife Swap and the one-eyed woman who sometimes works in your local Poundstretcher are all on there somewhere. Anyway, inside the Big Brother house, Ziggy has got back with Chanelle. That means we've got another week of disgusting smug Big Brother porn, three weeks of watching that panicked hunted look return to Ziggy's eyes as he realises what he's got himself into again and 328 more half-hearted requests by Ziggy to leave the Big Brother house. That's unless Ziggy gets evicted from Big Brother before then, of course. Which we wouldn't mind because, frankly, Ziggy is a twat. Current Big Brother betting odds 40/1

Sam - Poor Sam. We expect that Sam has been the background twin all her life, thanks mainly to the way her eyes being slightly further apart than Amanda's. But in the Big Brother house, Sam's shortcomings have come to the fore to such an extent that she now has the third worst Big Brother betting odds of any of the housemates. And, for the life of us, the only explanation for it is Sam's innate dullness. She giggles, she says the word 'pink', she becomes confused when faced with eggs - and that's it. That's all her sister does as well, though, and her Big Brother betting odds are way better than Sam's. It must be the eye thing again. Current Big Brother betting odds - 28/1

Tomorrow - Big Brother betting odds for Charley, Carole, Gerry and Amanda. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds… and get a free £10 bet as well!