Big Brother Betting Odds – Newly Baldy Mikey to Win?
So after last week’s yawn fest, when Dale and Stuart fought out the most boring eviction ever, let’s hope some spice returns to the Big Brother house.
It was a bold move by Big Brother yesterday, who asked for the housemates to fill a jar with hair. And it was an even bolder Mikey who decided that he would go skinhead to get the task motoring.
Darnell joined him and now, here we are, with two rather strange-looking slapheads in the house, waiting for the nominations today.
We now have ten housemates left. So let’s take a look at who’s in the running for the title in 2008, with betting odds, as ever, provided by Paddy Power.
Mikey – Everyone’s favourite, Mikey is a strong bet for the title this year. The freshly-mown skinhead has been consistently number one in Paddy Power’s stakes and this is unlikely to change soon. The sympathy goes a long way it seems, for the blind Scot. Big Brother betting odds – 2-1
Rachel – Rex’s bullying may be cringe-worthy to watch, but it seems Rachel is benefiting from it in a strange way. While the chef keeps plugging away, the homely Welsh maid is climbing the odds table. Next thing you know she’ll be a winner, leaving Rex’s face a picture to behold. Big Brother betting odds – 3-1
Kat – Come on Kat, time to change your game plan. There must be a nasty piece of work in there somewhere. Let’s see it, you’re dropping down the charts and something needs to be done. From Ewok to Gremlin. That’d do it. Big Brother betting odds – 7-2
Darnell – Scalped like Mikey, Darnell only has eyes for Sara, and their flirting is profiting both of them. A love story is always good for the participants, as long as they want it to be. And Darnell, of course, gets the ‘I’ve never had a girlfriend’ sympathy vibe, too. Big Brother betting odds – 4-1
Stuart – Last week he was Mr Duller-than-Dull and he still survived. Thing is, the poor blighter wants to go. Even a love story wouldn’t liven this housemate up. Shame on him for even bothering to go to the auditions. Big Brother betting odds – 8-1
Lisa – Mummy of the house Lisa is playing a stealthy game at the moment. She shrunk into the shadows when her fella Mario was kicked out – and now just pops up making herself look good occasionally. An outside bet perhaps. Big Brother betting odds – 12-1
Sara – Aussie flirt Sara’s been playing with Darnell. But even that won’t better her chances. Destined for the boot, I’m afraid. Maybe even this week. Big Brother betting odds – 25-1
Rex – He’s a bully and a prick. Nuff said. Big Brother betting odds – 28-1
Mohamed – I notice he didn’t shave his locks off for the good of the house. Mo, Mo, Mo – you have no chance of winning. Why not just walk, eh? Big Brother betting odds – 50-1
Nicole – Dump Rex you blond bint. Yawn. Next… Big Brother betting odds – 100-1
Tomorrow: will the odds have swung in favour of any other housemate? Will Nicole make herself the public’s favourite by smacking Rex in his smug chops? Probably not, but we can dream. In the meantime, don’t forget to check Paddy Power for up-to-the-minute odds on the housemates.
Story By Richard Hughes.

“The freshly-mown skinhead has been consistently number one in Paddy Power’s stakes” – incorrect. He has only recently moved up to number one – Kat has been favourite all year, I Think You’ll Find.
Now Stu hates BB with a violent passion and is conveniently finding alternative means of employment to get out of doing the daily write-up, I’d like to volunteer to do it.
I’m totally qualified.
(a) I am, like, totally articulate, like.
(b) I am actually a fan of Big Brother, despite the paralysing social stigma attached to the show these days.
(c) I am a loyal disciple of Hecklerspray.
Gissa job.
rex should be forced to eat his cake if he loved it so much, what a tosser!
Mikey i think will win, he is hilarious!! the top dog of the house right now, Mikey to win!